Strange Callers at My House

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Earlier today I was busy doing something and someone knocked at my front door. I couldn't get to the door in time before they walked away, so I went to look out my top window and saw a man and a woman walking away up the road which leads to a dead end eventually (with farmers fields beyond that), or loops back around to my house. I watched to see if they went to any other houses and they didn't. Nothing unusual so far, but i wondered who they were.

Couple hours later someone knocked at the front door again. My front door is a sort of porch with 4 large glass panels, and looking through I could see it was them again and they were wearing suits and had folders etc. so thought ah, they're just selling things and probably come back to me at the end of their rounds, so didn't bother answering. However, I looked out the top window again and saw them walking up the dead end road again without visiting any other houses. The man also had an umbrella with him folded down, which he had the first time as well, although it had not been raining and wasn't looking to all day, and i was curious as to why he made sure to bring it each time. So this time, I wondered who they actually were.

Then about 7oclock this evening, I'm watching TV and there's a knock, so assuming it's them I go to the door and it is. The bloke says, "hi, how are you?....", and pauses then says "dont worry it's nothing serious...", (an odd thing to say I thought if you're just selling stuff), "are you the billpayer of the household?". I told him I wasn't and that she works away during the week (truth) and he replied, "oh so there's no point coming back later then?" (when it's already 7oclock), and I said no. The woman was also with him but said nothing.
As they started to walk away I asked him what it was regarding, and he replied "lowering your electricity/gas bills" (can't remember which), and I just said "okay" and shut the door. Odd to be so eager for 1 house I thought. I then went upstairs to the window again, and once again they are walking back up the road to the dead end, ignoring all other houses.

The more I think about it, the more suspect it seems. Anyone have any ideas?
 
Burn the house down and start a new life somewhere else. You've been compromised!

Yeah, bit strange though. If they come back again tell them you're not interested in changing services. If they come back after that call the police.
 
Knock.. Knock..

Hello sir, are you interested in saving Energy we..

YES!! I want to save energy, I don't want to have to come to my ****ing front door to speak to ****s like you trying to sell me stuff ever again so **** OFF!

I bloody hate them. :mad:
 
The bloke says, "hi, how are you?....", and pauses then says "dont worry it's nothing serious...", (an odd thing to say I thought if you're just selling stuff), "are you the billpayer of the household?". I told him I wasn't and that she works away

No. You should have said either 'Who the hell are you to be asking?" or "None of your business, goodbye"
 
I had a moron from Talktalk knock the other day, used the oddest sales technique I've ever seen

(without introducing himself, no idea he was from a telecoms company)
TalkTalk: "Hi, just wanted to check you got your reduction"
Me: (quizzical look)
TT: "Your reduction?"
Me: "My what?"
TT: "We upgraded the exchange last week, just wanted to check you were getting your free internet and calls"
Me: (Look of pure wtf are you talking about)
TT: "Oh, are you still paying for your internet"
Me: "Last I checked yeah"
TT: "Oh, sorry I'm from Talktalk, with us you can get free internet. are you not with TalkTalk?"
Me: "No, I'm with BT"
TT: "Are you interested in getting free internet with TalkTalk?"
Me: "No." (Shuts door)

I'm not sure if he was trying to provoke me into going "OMGz, I'm meant to be getting free interwebz!!1 Where do I sign?!" or what, but he could have saved us both a lot of time by not being daft - he would've discovered quickly and politely that I was tied into my BT contract as it's a new line and that I wasn't interested.
 
Best one we ever had was back in February or so. Doorbell goes at gone 8 oclock in the evening. Answer the door and there is what can only be described as Chewbacca's distant cousin. This black guy was like 7 feet tall with massive dreadlocks, dressed all in black.

Naturally I was like wtf :/

He was trying to get us to change gas supplier! I wonder how many little old ladies fainted when opening the door to him!
 
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