Joke time.

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flibbage0

flibbage0

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This is my first go at telling a joke so it will be pretty bad.

There was a violent rape incident in a Cornish food shop, there wasn't too much damage...









apart from the fact that someone smashed a pasty.

:D
 
old Chinese proverb

man who run in front of car get tiered man who run behind car get exhausted.

man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bancok.

Man who stutters has a lot to say.

Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

should keep ya happy for now ;)

ok more

Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
 
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D.Roberts said:
old Chinese proverb

man who run in front of car get tiered man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who stutters has a lot to say.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
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Nearly saved it there.

OP, that was truly awful. :(
 
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