10 Worst WWF Outfits of the 90s

Oh man, I grew up with the WWF in the early 90's. Didn't quite realise how bad the outfits were :(.

Although if Ric Flair isn't removed I will have to kick your ass.

























woooooooo! :p
 
Jim Duggan was on there because his outfit was a plank of wood. ;)


Semiskimmed said:
i thought the same, and wtf is high energy doing at #3 and not number 1?
its a sham! :eek:
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Randy Savage is number one because he lasted much longer (afaik) and had a gazillion outfits!


bam0 said:
Damn your writing style does my head in, amusing piece though.
Although; "On one hand you have truly massive men with arms like tree trunks and an encyclopedic knowledge of bone-crushing moves ready to be unleashed upon some unwitting victim" Unwitting? I thought these guys "fought" each other, not random unsuspecting people. :)
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Yeah, they fought each other, doesn't mean they can't hit non-wrestlerswith their mad-skills, though! Why does my writing style do your head in? I don't mind constructive criticism.


To be honest, it could easily be a "top 100" list as there were a lot to choose from. Papa Shango was shortlisted. It was a very long shortlist :D
 
Forde said:
Yeah, they fought each other, doesn't mean they can't hit non-wrestlerswith their mad-skills, though! Why does my writing style do your head in? I don't mind constructive criticism.
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I find it unnecessarily verbose. Having read your other pieces I tend to like the subject matter and think you do a good job of getting the right amount of content and detail in the articles. I just think you go over the top with the metaphors and thesaurus. Some people clearly like that style (I'm assuming your work goes through editors), I don't.
 
^TANK^ said:
:eek:Giant Haystacks was 6 ft 11 and weighed 310 kg/49 st:eek:

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I hear he had to quit because he either killed some one or seriously inured them, not sure how true it is but it looks like he could smother some one easily :eek:

Edit: I got it wrong, it was big daddy, but was proven that it wasn't his fault
 
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bam0 said:
I find it unnecessarily verbose. Having read your other pieces I tend to like the subject matter and think you do a good job of getting the right amount of content and detail in the articles. I just think you go over the top with the metaphors and thesaurus. Some people clearly like that style (I'm assuming your work goes through editors), I don't.
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Thanks for the intelligent comments :D. It's a difficult thing for me my flowery style will get me both criticised and praised so it's hard to find that happy medium sometimes. I do write more 'flat' pieces too; this article was supposed to be a bit silly, anyway.

Yes, my writing mostly goes through editors.
 
Heres a vid of "loch ness" (haystacks) vs the giant (big show) in dubya cee dubya, hyuk hyuk. /me shoots holes in roof.

haystacks almost trips up heading to the ring.


Theres no way haystacks was 6 foot 11, if you compare his height to the giant who is a legit 7 foot (despite being billed as 7'4) hes clearly 4 or 5 inches shorter.
 
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I nearly had the full set of wwf cards during the late 80s.

Thought ultimate warrior was class just more powerful than the others and was serious. I know its all fake but still.
 
This is one of the more imrepssive things ive seen in wrestling

The guy taking the chokeslam tries to deadweight him but gets lifted up anyway through pure brute force, very impressive considering the recipient (stevie ray) was a huge guy to say the least, and secondly because that move offers very little in the way of leverage to the person performing it.

That being said though, this just takes the biscuit


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Gerard said:
Heres a vid of "loch ness" (haystacks) vs the giant (big show) in dubya cee dubya, hyuk hyuk. /me shoots holes in roof.

haystacks almost trips up heading to the ring.


Theres no way haystacks was 6 foot 11, if you compare his height to the giant who is a legit 7 foot (despite being billed as 7'4) hes clearly 4 or 5 inches shorter.
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Andre the giant probs kick their asses tho. ;)

 
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All this talk of giants...here's Giant Gonzales. Apparently he was really, really bad.






Is that Undertaker with him in the ring?
 
Forde said:
All this talk of giants...here's Giant Gonzales. Apparently he was really, really bad.






Is that Undertaker with him in the ring?
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Yup, Gonzalez died a few weks back as well, he ended up living off benefits and was confined to a wheelchair :(
 
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