Your apocalypse survival plan

tres · 14 Oct 2010 at 13:39

Following on from the Ice Age thread....

The apocalypse has arrived.
A virus has wiped out 99.99% of the population. Before everyone died, chaos was everywhere. Looting and pillaging, destruction, fire, the usual fun things.

You awake from a really good sleep you were having, to find yourself alive in this crazy world. Say a week after everyone died.

What would be your plan? What exactly would you do?

The Dread Pirate · 14 Oct 2010 at 13:41

PARRRRRTAYYYYYY like it's the end of the world!

edit: This is assuming that all the virus carriers have been killed off and the virus with a lack of habitat has died itself. If not then find as many anti-virals as I can use them and probably wake up after a week or two with a new tattoo on my rear end, a traffic cone, suspenders, a bra, me handcuffed to a random object & no memory of what transpired during said time period... But it's surely going to have been good!

meghatronic · 14 Oct 2010 at 13:42

tres said:
Following on from the Ice Age thread....

The apocalypse has arrived.
A virus has wiped out 99.99% of the population. Before everyone died, chaos was everywhere. Looting and pillaging, destruction, fire, the usual fun things.

You awake from a really good sleep you were having, to find yourself alive in this crazy world. Say a week after everyone died.

What would be your plan? What exactly would you do?

Snooze button.

Kazz · 14 Oct 2010 at 13:42

Log on to the OcUK forums to see if there was a "OMG APOCALYPSE?!" thread already.

tres · 14 Oct 2010 at 13:52

Oh yeah, so there is, my mistake.

In my defense, I was in Kazakhstan at the time of thread.

bloodiedathame · 14 Oct 2010 at 13:55

meghatronic said:
Snooze button.

Quality.

I'd get on my bike and drive around all day long, fill up with free petrol, drive some more. Try and find some hot survivor chicks. Breed an elite race. That kinda thing.

Cosimo · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:03

Go back to sleep.

Jumblejug · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:08

I would come here and create a 'Spec me a survival plan' thread

Edrof · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:08

Find the nearest gun shop.
Probably hole up in a shopping mall. I would fortify like a mofo.
????
Profit.

Casdawer · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:09

I would phone everyone on my mobile and see who's still alive, if there wasn't anyone i would drive to the nearest airport or military base and try and find any survivors.

Cosimo · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:12

Jumblejug said:
I would come here and create a 'Spec me a survival plan' thread

Now that is what I call initiative.

SiriusB · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:12

Find some of this:

Then meet up with:

RedDanDoc · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:14

I would head to my nearest Harbour find a decent sized Yacht stock it up and then sail to an uninhabited Island preferably in the Pacific.

Tefal · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:14

Forde said:
Find the nearest gun shop.
Probably hole up in a shopping mall. I would fortify like a mofo.
????
Profit.

Why fortify there's only about 650 people left in the whole country.

Castiel · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:15

LOCK AND LOAD.....

RedDanDoc · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:20

Castiel said:
LOCK AND LOAD.....

Thats a fine Zombie deterrant.

Rameses · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:22

it'll be more fun if the infected turned into zombies. yes. lets run with that idea.

Firenze · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:22

just straight like "Everyone's dead" apocalypse is a bit boring...
Realistically, its like "get to stores, steal ****, survive watching tv and killing pirates ololol"

Z-Day is a much better plan to build...

cHk4 · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:23

Find some still warm dead people

The Dread Pirate · 14 Oct 2010 at 14:28

AmTechFox said:
it'll be more fun if the infected turned into zombies. yes. lets run with that idea.

Ok Hold up in my well fortified & supplied "Impenitrable Immovable Bunker™" with my sound system turned up so I can't hear the crys for help/death throes from those outside, curl up with a good book & a nice cup of tea... Then just wait the whole thing out.