Ferret found in Stoke

Gackt · 16 Oct 2010 at 18:46

dmpoole said:
It was well funny.

YES MAYTE DATS WELL BOSCHTIE INNIT ****** WAAAAAAAH

Ryan-3 · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:01

Efour2 said:
Northerners and their everyday happenings.....

May I point out thats quite a way south to me

Cosimo · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:07

dmpoole said:
To use the sink I would have to get a chair out of the living room to stand on.
(and yes I have)

You could just stand there and aim it at the sink. I would have thought that as a northerner you've had years of practice.

No1newts · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:09

Not as good a story as I hoped. Was expecting ferret attack story or something

Best I ever had was a demented sparrow hiding in the biscuit cupboard because it was being chased by a hawk of some description. Gently tried to persuade the little bugger to leave but he was having none of it. He even did a little nervous poo on the hobnobs

SexyGreyFox · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:11

Deadbeat said:
Man, that's a high sink. Mine could probably do with being raised a bit, since it's so deep that reaching the bottom requires a little stretching, but the top's just the right height that I can rest my cushion on the lip, leaving my hands free to roll a ciggie.

Or so I'd imagine, I don't know.

Normal height kitchen where the kitchen top is virtually on top of a washing machine.
I am a short arse and my manhood is about 6" below the top so even if I was wearing stilletoes I wouldn't manage it.
I was in a public toilet somewhere the other week and the wee'ing bowl (!) was that high I had to use a toilet.

Gackt said:
YES MAYTE DATS WELL BOSCHTIE INNIT ****** WAAAAAAAH

Somebody got it.

Drake5 · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:19

How can a thread about finding a ferret go on for so long?

SexyGreyFox · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:22

TDenic said:
How can a thread about finding a ferret go on for so long?

Because I'm posting.
I'm a professional derailer.

From ferrets to willies in one stroke however one could say that ferrets and willies are related.

chuck990 · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:30

dmpoole said:
I am a short arse and my manhood is about 6" below the top

6" sounds about right to me.....

Cosimo · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:32

chuck990 said:
6" sounds about right to me.....

That's fully extended.

PardonTheWait · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:36

dmpoole said:
It's like being in the country.

Foxes squirrels and magpies live pretty much everywhere?

wannabedamned · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:38

hmm, i have tired eyes obviously, I read the thread title as

"Ferret found in snake"

Cosimo · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:40

wannabedamned said:
hmm, i have tired eyes obviously, I read the thread title as

"Ferret found in snake"

Now that would have been more interesting.

chuck990 · 16 Oct 2010 at 19:41

simulatorman said:
That's fully extended.

if you say so........... :cool:

SexyGreyFox · 17 Oct 2010 at 01:28

PardonTheWait said:
Foxes squirrels and magpies live pretty much everywhere?

No way