Two parrots sitting on a perch. One said to the other "Can you smell fish?"
I laughed at that and then lost all self respect
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One said to the other "Can you smell fish?"
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
snip
What do you call a dead dear with no eyes?
Still no idea
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a ****zu.
Hmm.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Cause I put the wrong socks on today.