Couple of more that jumped to mind:
kfc tastes better than 99% of all foods.
Lager>ale
Living area's should be split between people who don't mind noise in the evening and people who do, the people who don't mind only have 6 hours of forced silence ( imho 2-8am), and the other area should have stricter laws to please the people who hate noise ( not me!), like erm, 8pm to 7 am silence ?
Living area's ( or even whole cities) should be split in people who love cars more and those who love nature more, for example those who like nature have lots of green, lots of grass, lots of nature & trees in the area, super cycle infrastructure, those who don't have extra parking, better roads, no stupid laws about not being allowed to wash or work on your car, no trees at parkings ( so birds don't **** on your cars), etc... That way the environmentalists can be happy with their nature and feed the ducks or whatever and and commute with their bikes, and those who like cars have the space and roads needed to enjoy them and not be stuck on stupid bus lanes or driving circles to park their car.