Armageddon Arrives.

It would actually be pretty nice: loads of food, gadgets, batteries, guns, cars and other things left for funtime!























and porn.
 
Fap in Curries with all the TVs showing porn. It'd be like an orgy and I wouldn't be lonely.
 
Am I the only one... or the only one left alive?

My question is.... are there lots of dead people around?

If so no need to fap.
 
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I'd be lonely, and probably go insane in a short period of time, assuming i could accurately ascertain that i was in fact the very last person. Else you'd amuse yourself with supplies and the continuous search for others, that last little spark of hope.
 
Begin repopulating the Earth with frozen/artifical embryos and sperm. LOTS OF SPERM.

Oh and big TV, films, food, gardening, games, porn, you name it.
 
Head to wherever insulin is made these days, and hope that I can learn how to create more, or I'll last a year, tops, when all current stocks of insulin go out of date and become useless.
 
As people have said, build an epic fort in a Zoo (Animals for company :)) with loads of supplies and generators, then just wait it out for survivors. Long-wave radio message like Woll Smoth in I Am Legend :)

Start with that, go mental and try and fellate a Lion and get eaten.......
 
I would go to an Army barracks and get an Uzi 9mm.
Then I would go to Canary wharf, stand outside the gherkin...
Put on some sunglasses
and spray bullets into all the glass panels whilst screaming "UZI 9 MILLIMETRE". I would be speaking with a German accent.

Then I'd go and eat as many kit kats as I could (4 fingers).
 
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