Honest profile for yourself.

Cosimo · 5 Nov 2010 at 23:00

twist3d0n3 said:
i'm completely awesome and own a few countries, and have 35 wives who are all hawt

.... and you live in a tent and have ten camels. Next.

ThorpedoUK · 5 Nov 2010 at 23:09

Cupra said:
get a decent pc then

Why? Do I need one?

Castiel · 5 Nov 2010 at 23:13

simulatorman said:
.... and you live in a tent and have ten camels. Next.

Who are all better looking then his 35 wives........(and they smell better) :eek:

cm1179 · 5 Nov 2010 at 23:15

PianoBasher said:
I'll kick off:

Fiercely independent, financially stable, mistrustful, sarcastic sci-fi and fantasy fan who would rather spend his spare time reading, gaming or watching films than interacting with other humans outside of the pub due to spending most of the working week dealing with sterotypical IT geeks. Marginally alcoholic, easily led when it comes to other stuff. On the sexual side, is heading into Patrick Bateman territory. Sarcastic sense of humour is prominent due to hugely cynical outlook on humanity and the world. No organisational skills - double or triple books everything. Despises responsibility outside of work and is allergic to commitment.

Hrm, I wonder if this might work on a dating site?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...-ugly-website-to-get-married-115875-22666473/

there is ALWAYS hope

Raptor · 5 Nov 2010 at 23:18

cm1179 said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...-ugly-website-to-get-married-115875-22666473/

there is ALWAYS hope

Excellent

G-MAN2004 · 5 Nov 2010 at 23:18

I don't know who I am.

Castiel · 5 Nov 2010 at 23:19

G-MAN2004 said:
I don't know who I am.

This is you, is it not....

twist3d0n3 · 5 Nov 2010 at 23:28

simulatorman said:
.... and you live in a tent and have ten camels. Next.

stop stalking me!

Narj · 6 Nov 2010 at 00:45

cm1179 said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-...-ugly-website-to-get-married-115875-22666473/

there is ALWAYS hope

YES - I'm sure I can use that site to find the kind of girl that will save me from investing in a water bed! Every time you slap your salami in, a tidal wave rolls along the length of her body and slaps her in the face!

Saytan · 6 Nov 2010 at 00:48

selfish ****er

no more needed

Pestilence · 6 Nov 2010 at 01:11

Why don't we do it where others describe the person they THINK you are from your posting history/their experiences with you on the board?

Would that simply become mayhem?

86JR · 6 Nov 2010 at 01:30

I am a ****.

There, all in four words if im not glossing over...

twist3d0n3 · 6 Nov 2010 at 01:36

twoblacklines said:
I am a ****.

There, all in four words if im not glossing over...

you're a door?

RopAyy · 6 Nov 2010 at 01:36

haha, well as no one else posted ill play along..

Fairly good looking, massive ego, overly confident, vain, funny, crude, rude, now slightly out of shape, average height, offensive, loud, camp, financially stable-ish, can charm the legs of a camel but i probably wouldn't call it again...okay im bored talking about me.....

Angst · 6 Nov 2010 at 01:41

Might be more fun to just describe ourselves in one picture. (Thorpy note that i said ONE picture)

ElectroBlaster · 6 Nov 2010 at 01:41

I wear my heart on my sleeve (and pay the price for it over and over again) and I hate narcissistic people.

Throrik · 6 Nov 2010 at 01:43

Misanthropic and pedantic who loathes actual human contact.

Lightnix · 6 Nov 2010 at 02:04

I have a small amount of money that I am willing to exchange for certain services.

K1LLSW1TCH · 6 Nov 2010 at 02:21

Pestilence said:
Why don't we do it where others describe the person they THINK you are from your posting history/their experiences with you on the board?

Would that simply become mayhem?

That sounds like an AWESOME idea.

Robbo · 6 Nov 2010 at 02:28

K1LLSW1TCH said:
That sounds like an AWESOME idea.

I'll start.

You're a ******* ****.