And you do realize your username is the name of a popular prostate massager
Why on earth would you know this?
And you do realize your username is the name of a popular prostate massager
BTW, how did you know about that now?![]()

I don't mind people being gay as long as they don't shove it down my throat.![]()



Why on earth would you know this?
Because I enjoy getting a lot more pleasure than you ever will
Since when did the topic of this thread change from
'Will you be taking part in this new trend?'
to
'Do you like gays?'
Because I enjoy getting a lot more pleasure than you ever will

Since Matthew started posting about bum violating pleasure torpedoes.
Oh sure, because life was made for the pleasure of wiping the poo stains off used devices.
Yeah, the thread is de-railing!
The OcUK community demand a 'Spec me a new name' thread.
I promise the words "botty" and "toy" will not be mentioned.
, maybe.............
, I know what you lot are like 
Why on earth would you know this?
Methinks he's in the massage business.![]()

Because I enjoy getting a lot more pleasure than you ever will

Yeah just use a rubber on your toy, problem solved!

Since Matthew started posting about bum violating pleasure torpedoes.
Oh sure, because life was made for the pleasure of wiping the poo stains off used devices.
Yeah, the thread is de-railing!
I'm not even going to bother explaining why you are wrong about that



Yeah just use a rubber on your toy, problem solved!
Oh dear, LOL, fair enough![]()

Yeah just use a rubber on your toy, problem solved!
Well actually the rectum doesn't contain any feces until you push when you go to the toilet, so unless you have a bad diet it's pretty clean down there.........aaaanyway time to move on me thinks
Well several times with my ex gf I had to abort the mission due to a turtle in the tunnel. So not so sure you're right. Anyway...
I have never encountered any turtlesWell several times with my ex gf I had to abort the mission due to a turtle in the tunnel. So not so sure you're right. Anyway...
Naaa she's just dirty!!I have never encountered any turtles

