Do you sit or stand to wipe your butt?

[The Dread Pirate]

3 sea shells

 

[Vonhelmet]

Ban.

You freak. Why would you even want to know this?

 

[jp_bl_68]

I eat half a roll of toilet paper a couple of hours before my next bowel movement. My poos wipe themselves.

 

[antijoke]

ROFL!

 

[platypus]

Christ.

 

[kylew]

Eww, what? I don't even! What?

 

[Castiel]

3 sea shells

You have been fined 5 credits for contravention of the criminal code.

 

[Relentless81]

3 sea shells

Awesome

I eat half a roll of toilet paper a couple of hours before my next bowel movement. My poos wipe themselves.

Awesomer

 

[4T5]

Crap thread.

 

[PiKe]

I find gunpowder and a match dries it up nicely.

 

[marcus_667]

all i have to say on the matter

 

[kalvindeane]

Sitting.

 

[doofer]

some people dont even use toilet paper its sick

I use a Cactus or any dead Hedgehog I can find to wipe my arse.

 

[Lydzor]

I've got to say, all these other methods sound better than standing.

 

[Cosimo]

I lie down and get the dog to lick it off.

I can see this thread being flushed down the pan.

 

[Six6siX]

I eat half a roll of toilet paper a couple of hours before my next bowel movement. My poos wipe themselves.

Actual lol

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Folks, this thread is going nowhere and is being flushed.

Crimping a length and associated toiletry hygiene is an intensely private moment and should remain so.