Is raw porridge dangerous?

Valentino · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:46

Raw rice can explode you, can raw porridge do the same?

Fenris · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:47

Yes. If you eat raw porridge you will die.

benj3 · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:47

haha dont be silly raw porridge is merely oats it wont "explode you"

Tom0 · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:47

Are you a pigeon?

Conscript · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:47

Only if you fall into it face first.

Van Hellseek · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:48

You mean... Oats?

What is it with all the drugged up threads lately?

Valentino · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:49

Porridge gets bigger when you cook it thats all, i want to make sure i don't get a poorly stomach.

sanaxe1 · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:50

Raw Porridge is only behind C4 and TNT for explosiveness, be very careful.

Raumarik · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:50

Only if you mix it with mustard.

tom_e · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:51

I had to have my arse replaced after eating raw porridge, it couldn't handle the pressure and blew straight off. Very embarrassing

Efour · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:51

jesus wept....

Vonhelmet · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:51

Hnnnnngh.

benj3 · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:53

in reality people eating uncooked oats/porridge started the plague om nom nom

JHeaton · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:53

How can these people operate computers to be able to post things like this? :confused:

Efour · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:56

lol did op get edited, or is it even more brilliant-er than i originally perceived it

meghatronic · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:56

I think you should keep it locked away to be honest. Maybe get a guard?

Valentino · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:57

JHeaton said:
How can these people operate computers to be able to post things like this?

Sorry, i didn't realise that oats don't swell up was common knowledge.

Podmonkey · 6 Dec 2010 at 23:58

Wait are you actually asking this question? Really? Exploding porridge? my god, man!

Cosimo · 7 Dec 2010 at 00:08

Efour2 said:
jesus wept....

He will weep again before the thread ends.

Pav89 · 7 Dec 2010 at 00:09

Has the OP been on Jeremy Kyle yet?