OcUK posts that you just can't forget

[Lopéz]

That's not what I think it is, is it? I can't open it due to fear. Oh to be 16 again

Open it. Remember.

 

[Burnsy2023]

"The sad and depressing story of my life" was a bit of an epic...

I'm surprised anyone remembers that thread. It was left on a big of a cliff hanger if I remember rightly.

"do you shave your ojo" was always a memorable thread!!

I too remember the accents thread..

The various ownings in motors over the years, the Uberspeced (from google) Nova, the portable sun, etc etc!

Tefal has had a couple of classic detective threads. I even remember someone sneaking a photo of a poster from here working in a farm foods (?) shop?

Do you remember the thread with the conference call number that needed to be tested? That was an interesting evening.

 

[Scuzi]

That explains a few things. I'm more surprised at how fat I was.

 

[Glaucus]

admiral huddys, caught short story.

 

[SoundsGood]

The one where someone filmed themselves eating a raw onion..

 

[skippy2421]

admiral huddys, caught short story.

Was it also Huddy who exploded that cup of coffee in starbucks or something?

 

[Glaucus]

Was it also Huddy who exploded that cup of coffee in starbucks or something?

Don't remember that one, but he's had a lot of funny stories.

 

[The Funktopus]

Whenever I walk past a branch of Farmfoods I can't help but think of Azab's infamous "with a little bit of luck" thread....

 

[Nitefly]

Thousands, absolute thousands.

*sup with thee* - the Gilly rap (yes, he actually recorded an OCUK rap)

It's awesome.

i don't care about the law if someone threatens my life even if they are angry and such, i will kill them, in my eyes this is self defense, and i dont mean in the moment, i would plan it, and brutally murder them in some way.

law wise, i think you would get something pretty small, like if you act like you have had a mental breakdown, couldn't sleep for X amount of time because you were scared that they might come back and kill you, cry and such, maybe a few years?

And my personal favourite for the best post ever on OCUK regarded a mod to the videogame oblivion that allowed you to go on sexy dates....

For those who are newcomers to this mod, it started out as "Better Servant and Rosethorn Hall" where I wanted to improve the maid, and Skingrad house, but as things progressed it quickly turned into a hot and steamy romance mod as well with quest dates you can take her on. I've turned the ugly old Nord into a somewhat better looking servant, and I've improved Rosethorn Hall a bit, by adding a swimming pool and various other small changes. I've given her all sorts of new behavior, and we've come up with a wardrobe that allows her to change clothes every day and for special activities. She works around the house and is reluctant to date the player at first, in fact she gives you the cold shoulder for a while until you prove you are serious. There are a few big dates, one where the both of you go horseback riding and another fancy dinner in Anvil.

Key features:
Quest to date her and win her heart...
Fully functional wardrobe. The user can make her wear what they want by placing items in the drawers.
Tons of packages. You never know what Eyja might be doing.
Eyja is younger and more attractive.
Voice acting all reconstructed from original sounds to make new voice overs sound authentic.
3 New maids outfits
New Dress for the big date and custom hair
New swimming pool Eyja swims in each day. (wears swim suit an has special wet hair model for that package)
Variety of clothing she wears.
Custom music
Custom animations
ReUse of unique animations
Basic disposition system.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n206/madmole_2006/eyja_mod26.jpg

http://forum.4drulers.com/showthread.php?t=11492

PLEASE NOTE SHE IS FULLY CLOTHED IN THIS THREAD SO NOT AGAINST THE RULES!

Hey guys there's this game called The Outdoors. It's free; no downloads; mad tite high-poly graphics; almost 6.5 billion users, and thanks to neurosensory perception, you can actually FEEL how your actions impact people.

Yeah but in that women won't come near me. Plus the ai responds in a very strange way when you run through a town carrying a sword.

 

[PapaLazaru]

This one made me chuckle the most this year - http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showpost.php?p=16829537&postcount=32

 

[J1234]

Loads make me laugh, but I always remember this http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18014111

5th reply.

 

[Nix]

Flingbang!

 

[semi-pro waster]

I think i actually wet myself at the time.

Is that the one where someone had a jar of mercury and asked what they should do with it? That was genius.

The other post I tend to remember is:

Man, it's not rocket surgery.

Which would be magnificently dangerous.

Principally because of the name and I imagine them twirling their moustache as they ponder the thought in a suitably gentlemanly fashion.

 

[Dano]

Alpha.

 

[Phog]

Broadband photoshop thread..... where's the archive anyone?

 

[j.col]

thanks guys, as a newbie on this site, you have just cheered me up over the last 20 mins reading the posts

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I can't buy a pair of jeans without thinking of shep cobain's ill-conceived business venture. Poor *******

 

[Squark]

Whenever I watch Jurassic Park, I think of the "Draw a movie in paint" thread, and Roary the dino

\o/ Roary!

and UV's running man
Great OcUK characters

 

[Cosimo]

The one where someone filmed themselves eating a raw onion..

It was this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuW2iIeTyeg (beware, one mild sweary at the end)

Bit long and boring but I'm a wreck by the end... I am planning on setting the world record for eating a raw onion this was just a teest run to see what it was actually like to eat a whole raw onion... The answer is... Horrendous!

 

[DJMK4]

lol @ onion