It's the trillby. They have their own power of awesomeness that makes the wearer irresistable to those that they like. Ergo, you secretly have deep rooted homosexual fantasies. I on the other hand, attract only the most awesome women on nights out...easy ones![]()
Thing is though, girls LOVE the trilby ... or at least the ones I wear (as whenever I've seen other people wearing one girls didn't steal them as much)
Hats are awesome if you just want to chill the whole night and dance/drink, as girls just come up to you and start talking because of the hat ... rather than the other way round.