Joke time...

[Phate]

Missus is ****ed off again. Last night when she was asleep I swapped her tampax for a party popper.

No sense of humour...

 

[Anewbe4u]

Ban

 

[Ceryndrion]

I don't know why, but that really made me laugh.. terrible joke...

 

[doofer]

Boots are doing Tinsel Tampons for the Xmas period.

 

[Stuff]

Haha, I liked it

 

[physichull]

Ban

+1

 

[Tonyator]

Wait... forum friendly... maybe not

Ill find another one....



I lost my wife in a car crash yesterday.

It's her own fault for not wearing a seat belt in a convertible, **** knows where she went.

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My sister walked down the stairs earlier looking really hot.... She said "Can you turn the heating down?"

 

[robfosters]

Paddy and Murphy were on a plane to Ibiza.

The captain comes over the tannoy and says "Ladies and gentlemen we have a problem. Our left engine has gone down. We can continue, but will be arriving about 4 hours late"

So Paddy says to Murphy and says

"For ***** sake Murph!! If the other one goes we'll be up here all night"

 

[Chuggerboom]

A man goes into the confessional box. He finds on one wall a small bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a box of the finest Cuban cigars. On the seat is the latest copy of Playboy. Finally, the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."

The priest replies, "Get out. You're on the wrong side."

 

[Chuggerboom]

I went out on the town last night and I didn't pull.

As I was walking home I saw a big fat tart laying unconscious on the pavement.

I couldn't resist it so i pulled off her knickers and started to have sex with her.

I was immediately pulled away and arrested.

I hadn't seen the chalk line around her body....

 

[Armitage Shanks]

Paddy and Murphy were on a plane to Ibiza.

The captain comes over the tannoy and says "Ladies and gentlemen we have a problem. Our left engine has gone down. We can continue, but will be arriving about 4 hours late"

So Paddy says to Murphy and says

"For ***** sake Murph!! If the other one goes we'll be up here all night"

LOL at this one.

 

[gillywibble]

Consistent at least.

 

[Cosimo]

Consistent at least.

The same could be said of diarrhea.

 

[Raymond Lin]

The same could be said of diarrhea.

That made me laugh the most in this thread!

 

[POB]

When do the elves put the bells on their tampon sleigh?

Over the Christmas period.

 

[physichull]

When do the elves put the bells on their tampon sleigh?

Over the Christmas period.