You know what i just realised? Why has no one ever thought santa mite be up to no good. He's a ****ing fat guy who breaks into your house and then sneaks into kids rooms while they sleep! What sort of guy does that then eats other peoples milks and cookies, a ****ing thieving peado that's who.
HOW THE **** HE EVEN FIT DOWN A CHIMNEY....
As if people let a magical peado touch their kids, bet he only touches up mudbloods! its ****ing hagrid! "heyup kid wanna see magic wand". its either him or ****ing fullers dad."