Is this creepy or sweet? (First date thread)

ProOrWhat · 30 Dec 2010 at 03:26

Either you're in fantasy mode or she's a total slapper because now you have to wonder what she will do with the next guy that brings her a rose.

Nitefly · 30 Dec 2010 at 03:29

ProOrWhat said:
Either you're in fantasy mode or she's a total slapper because now you have to wonder what she will do with the next guy that brings her a rose.

I can only hope this post is tongue firmly in cheek!

ProOrWhat · 30 Dec 2010 at 04:19

Am I wrong in saying if you exchange the chocolate orange with cash you'd end up with a hooker?

DampCat · 30 Dec 2010 at 06:04

Blackstar_solar said:
Surprisingly, she's actually pretty tidy.

Somebody find her and show her this thread. If the entire subject doesnt frighten her off.. this one quote will!

wildman · 30 Dec 2010 at 10:29

Moses99p said:
No presents, eh? Make sure she's not part of some crazy religious sect. If she is...

ABORT ABORT ABORT!!

but not until you have smashed her bible bashing back door in.......

Hilly · 30 Dec 2010 at 10:49

Did you open her up, like you do your chocolate orange?!

I always tend to knock mine onto the table with a bang.... The orange that is.

Bennie-Mac · 30 Dec 2010 at 11:59

p4radox said:
I call shenanigans. One does not simply smash into pasty.

Dont tap it. WHACK IT!

Psycho Sonny · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:03

Blackstar_solar said:
Hi OcUKers,

I met a girl on Christmas Eve and we hit it off straight away and have been texting/flirting right through Christmas.

She told me on Christmas day that her family don't give presents to adults so she didn't get a single thing to unwrap.

We're meeting for a drink tomorrow and I thought about getting something, really small, a chocolate orange or bath smellies (I know she likes baths) etc and wrapping it up; basically I think, everyone should have something for Christmas.

So there's the story, question's in the title; guys would you do this, girls would you think it's creepy or nice?

Thanks

your 27 and you dont know how dating works by now?

wtf? i think its best to cut your losses now and become a priest

Adsta · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:17

Psycho Sonny said:
your 27 and you dont know how dating works by now?

wtf? i think its best to cut your losses now and become a priest

wow you clearly have not read this thread

He has turned this "tidy girl" into a complete (il let you guess the next word

)

From all these posts its like the biggest win ever for OCUK

cHk4 · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:22

Posting in epic thread.

Kenai · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:24

ProOrWhat said:
Am I wrong in saying if you exchange the chocolate orange with cash you'd end up with a hooker?

Well if he walked up to her and said 'I would like to exchange this chocolate orange for your sexual services' then yes, she would be a hooker.

Blackstar_solar · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:24

I should state I think it was more things like personality, charm etc than the chocolate orange. You know, for the normal OCUKer who might think that's the key!

Stewy · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:36

Blackstar_solar said:
I should state I think it was more things like personality, charm etc than the chocolate orange. You know, for the normal OCUKer who might think that's the key!

I disagree. I think it was your £3 ball of chocolate that got you laid

Blackstar_solar · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:38

StewartMG said:
I disagree. I think it was your £3 ball of chocolate that got you laid

God, I bloody well hope not! :confused:

Psycho Sonny · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:38

Adsta said:
wow you clearly have not read this thread He has turned this "tidy girl" into a complete (il let you guess the next word )

From all these posts its like the biggest win ever for OCUK

thats if you believe him, im a bit of a skeptic that a guy with little knowledge on women and presents and first dates and has to go onto a computer forum for advice, in which previous threads have turned into a laughing stock, would be able to pull it off.

plus we dont have a clue what she looks like, could be chewbacca's long lost mother for all we know or a complete psycho stalker.

Nitefly · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:40

Psycho Sonny said:
thats if you believe him, im a bit of a skeptic that a guy with little knowledge on women and presents and first dates and has to go onto a computer forum for advice, in which previous threads have turned into a laughing stock, would be able to pull it off.

plus we dont have a clue what she looks like, could be chewbacca's long lost mother for all we know or a complete psycho stalker.

So what you are saying is that it's far more likely that the OP is a liar or she is a freak, than they had a nice date which ended well?

:confused:

Psycho Sonny · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:42

Nitefly said:
So what you are saying is that it's far more likely that the OP is a liar or she is a freak, than they had a nice date which ended well?

from his first post, its the only conclusion which could happen, unless the woman was just as clueless as him. i.e. a munter

Stewy · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:43

Sonny, some people on this forums aren't retarded in real life and can talk to people.

Blackstar_solar · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:44

Psycho Sonny said:
thats if you believe him, im a bit of a skeptic that a guy with little knowledge on women and presents and first dates and has to go onto a computer forum for advice, in which previous threads have turned into a laughing stock, would be able to pull it off.

plus we dont have a clue what she looks like, could be chewbacca's long lost mother for all we know or a complete psycho stalker.

Believe what you want, we both had a good date, that ended well; and I think she's hot.

Edit: Also a good few of my mates met her at the same time (Christmas Eve) and would warn me off "munters".

Nitefly said:
So what you are saying is that it's far more likely that the OP is a liar or she is a freak, than they had a nice date which ended well?

Thanks.

Xinn · 30 Dec 2010 at 12:45

Blackstar_solar said:
God, I bloody well hope not!

What you mean you hope not! If all it took was a Chocolate Orange to get a woman into bed the world would be a better place!