Dogs, Babies... what?

Neil79 · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:44

Why is it that some people call their dogs their babies?, i mean seriously it's a pet you didn't give birth to a dog

. Also why do some pull up a dogs tail, get the tissue out and wipe a dogs arse?. You don't wipe your best friends arse, so why a dogs?

. Just something i saw today while shopping, a dog took a crap on the local green the lady lifted it's tail looked got some tissue out and started wiping it made me a little puke inside

Brian8bit · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:51

You should experience the joy of your dog chewing blankets and then having a dump, only for the fabric to still be stuck up his hole. Then running about with a big bit of **** hanging from his hole. And believe me, having to gently pull that out is a lot worse than giving your dogs hole a wipe once in a while.

Neil79 · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:54

Ewwwwwwww

You should've used your teeth

Cosimo · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:54

The dog must have been too embarrassed to wipe its bum in public. Potty training has gone to the dogs these days.

Casdawer · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:56

simulatorman said:
The dog must have been too embarrassed to wipe its bum in public. Potty training has gone to the dogs these days.

*facepalm*

Fenris · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:57

Because women are maternal by nature and if they don't have children some will project those instincts onto something else, even if they don't realise it.

doofer · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:58

My mates Staffy/Boxer Cross once managed to eat a pair of women's Tights off the washing line, that was..interesting..when it finally emerged, think of an 8' long sausage string chasing a completely bewildered dog around

knip · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:59

So you don't get dog poo on the sofa when they sit down. Im not talking about all the time (that would just be ridiculous) but trust me its no fun getting poo everywhere, and then theres the issue if they decide to try and get it off themselves - using the floor! :eek:

Andy · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:02

I don't know how people can let dogs in their house, never mind in their beds :s

paulc25 · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:03

Andy said:
I don't know how people can let dogs in their house, never mind in their beds :s

Not an animal person then?

cHk4 · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:04

My dog sleeps on my pillows or under the covers snuggled in to me.

Andy · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:06

paulc25 said:
Not an animal person then?

Whenever i touch a dog i seem to get this 'oil' on my hands, feels wrong man!

They also have numerous bad habits of humping things and eating and pooing and the likes

I like all pets exept dogs really.

UKDTweak · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:08

Andy said:
They also have numerous bad habits of humping things and eating and pooing and the likes

Rather like human babies then, apart from the humping thing... they do that later in life LOL

Neil79 · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:09

Those with dogs, more especially in your bed. Does it smell nice when you wake up in the morning with the wrong end on the pillow?

Andy · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:10

UKDTweak said:
Rather like human babies then, apart from the humping thing... they do that later in life LOL

LOL, i hope not.

Dogs are just dirty, they eat poop and lick there own genitals and then clean themselves with their tongues. I'm sure you'd have a good immune system afterwards but can't mentally handle the idea myself.

SB118 · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:11

Neil79 said:
Does it smell nice when you wake up in the morning with the wrong end on the pillow?

Actually i think you'll find cat owners have dibs on the "arse in the face" situation.

paulc25 · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:22

Well my dog doesn't eat poop and most animals clean themselves with their tongues. He does lick his genitals though, i'll give you that. Besides its not like humans are the cleanest of creatures. The amount of folk with BO on the bus is quite suprising.

knip · 17 Jan 2011 at 17:25

Neil79 said:
Those with dogs, more especially in your bed. Does it smell nice when you wake up in the morning with the wrong end on the pillow?

I have no sense of smell.

Cant say i've ever had him lying that way round though. He prefers it snuggled under the covers.

Simian · 17 Jan 2011 at 18:04

doofer said:
My mates Staffy/Boxer Cross once managed to eat a pair of women's Tights off the washing line, that was..interesting..when it finally emerged, think of an 8' long sausage string chasing a completely bewildered dog around

I've got such a vivid image of that in my head!... luckily I'd put my drink down before reading... i'd have spat Pepsi MAX all over my Laptop otherwise!!..

Full on ROFLOL to that!!... the misus is now looking very strangly at me!!

sigma · 17 Jan 2011 at 18:06

Andy said:
Dogs are just dirty, they eat poop and lick there own genitals and then clean themselves with their tongues. I'm sure you'd have a good immune system afterwards but can't mentally handle the idea myself.

Cats are probably worse.