Vasectomy

jp_bl_68 said:
No, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure they do it the old fashioned way:





Good luck, OP.[/QUOTE]

Must have been less painful then this:

[QUOTE]A method of castration used on Korean boys involved daubing their genitals with the feces of humans, after which dogs were allowed to bite them off[/QUOTE]

:eek:
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Worst bit was the local injection & the surgeon not waiting for it to start working before making the incision.
Other than that it was ok. Only other uncomfortable bit was when he went rooting round for the 2nd tube to snip and cauterise.
Tight underpants for a few days with a bit of swelling/bruising.
Interestingly, when I was in all the other blokes were motorcyclists. One had booked a test ride on a sports bike the following day!!
 
vonhelmet said:
You must make a point of speaking to stupid women.

A man who's had a vasectomy is still all there, it's just that certain bits aren't hooked up.
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Exactly, you still ejaculate, it'll just be missing a vital ingredient :D. I doubt a woman could tell the difference.
 
jp_bl_68 said:
No, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure they do it the old fashioned way:

Good luck, OP.
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Thought you needed two of those (or 2 halves) :confused: ;)
 
Had it done 18 months ago. No problem. I found it to be all in the mind due to it being down there. Mind you the injection into each ball isn't pleasurable.
After op hardly any miscomfort what so ever.

Gary
 
gary996 said:
Had it done 18 months ago. No problem. I found it to be all in the mind due to it being down there. Mind you the injection into each ball isn't pleasurable.
After op hardly any miscomfort what so ever.

Gary
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They don't inject into the ball, they inject into the tissue surrounding the tubes (vas deferen) and the tube itself - no where near the ball.

I think an explanation is needed for others unsure of what a vasectomy means, judging by the ignorance shown in this thread already.

If you grab one of your balls one end will have a knot of tubes attached to it - work your way out into your ball sack and you find a tube - this is the bit they cut - half way between the testicle and where the tube dissapears up inside your groin (where it joins with the urethra near the kidneys for sperm to be inserted in ejaculate when appropriate :-)

A vasectomy simply means sperm cannot get into the ejaculate - i.e. you'll be firing blanks. Quantity and texture are unaffected (even smell and taste apparently but I'll let my wife be the judge of that).

Failure rate due to re-canalisation (tubes re-linking) is 1 in 2000 but that's still way lower than the 1 in 50 failure rate of condoms. For all intents and purposes, a vasectomy is the most effective method of birth control, bar not having sex at all (*** that -I'm going to have some fun!).

Here endeth human reproductive biology 101.
 
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Lysander said:
Don't do it. Really.

I am very very very against having kids and have always been careful so that there have been no 'mistakes'. Any girl I've spoken to says it makes a man less attractive because they're not "all there", even the ones who didn't want kids themselves.

Just be careful and don't rely on an operation which is not even 100% guaranteed.
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What utter rubbish, the only way a woman could tell is if you told her. As for it being 100% successful, you have to provide a sample afterwards before it is safe to have unprotected sex.
 
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