Am i being Homophobic?

Greenlizard0 · 31 Jan 2011 at 16:59

Hmm I'm starting to think the tone of my posts has come off way to serious.

fiveub · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:01

Should have worn my swimming trunks.

(Not mine, but something with similar style)

steve-h · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:02

Craterloads said:
if so i shall shower with your wife from now on..

jp_bl_68 · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:02

Craterloads said:
Yes I know every gay guy doesn’t want to "bum" me

That's just what they want you to think. One minute you're towelling off thinking, "that gay guy's OK and he definitely doesn't want to bum me", next thing you know he's charging at you, butt naked, yelling, "SURPRISE SEX ATTACK!!!", and for the next six months you have to use a donut cushion everytime you want to sit down

Is that a normal response or am I being homophobic?

I don't think I'd be any more bothered about getting changed in front of a gay man than in front of a straight one.

Bennie-Mac · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:02

Look who else showers with shorts on, coincidence?

Sylv · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:04

Craterloads said:
I know he's gay as I’ve seen him about before

LOL

Clipsey · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:07

Love these kind of threads, thanks for making me smile Craterloads

Grow a pair and deal with it!

Craterloads · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:11

lol guessing from the responses, i seem to still be using school yard mentality regarding this current situation. if hes there tommorrow ill pounce on him first before he can get me!

salami1212 · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:12

What makes you assume he found you attractive?

Clipsey · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:13

Craterloads said:
lol guessing from the responses, i seem to still be using school yard mentality regarding this current situation. if hes there tommorrow ill pounce on him first before he can get me!

That's the spirit, it's only gay if you 'receive'

lol

doofer · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:14

Craterloads said:
lol guessing from the responses, i seem to still be using school yard mentality regarding this current situation. if hes there tommorrow ill pounce on him first before he can get me!

If you're a 'big lad', get a semi and start hitting him with it while singing 'Can't touch this', but obviously if you only have a winkle then take some extra Boxers to wear for when yours get wet in the shower again.

SteveOBHave · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:14

Gold thread - hellishly funny if a little sad...

Bennie-Mac · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:18

You should post a picture of yourself, and let matthewhotdude* our resident homosexual decide if he would have raped you in the showers had your gentlemans area been proudly on display.

*There may well be other gay members on here but i only know of matthewhotdude, no offence intended if i didnt mention you

Craterloads · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:21

salami1212 said:
What makes you assume he found you attractive?

i didnt

Cosimo · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:21

Sundance said:
I'd bum him first before he gets a chance to bum you.

logic

It’s not what I call logic.

anything I don't mind · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:23

I am not homophobical i just do not like perverts or degenerates.

Bennie-Mac · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:23

simulatorman said:
It’s not what I call logic.

But if he takes then he's the gay one. By getting there first he asserts dominance over the weaker party, thereby squashing any chance of the Beta male trying to bum the Alpha male, which would make him gay too.

Its the most logical of all the circumstances.

steve-h · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:23

groen said:
I am not homophobical i just do not like perverts or degenerates.

ewwwwwww perverts!!!

Deadbeat · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:24

groen said:
I am not homophobical i just do not like perverts or degenerates

Ahaha! Thanks, that's my new sig

Sriouslly though, you're a massive cretin and an embarrasment to the species.

mattyfez · 31 Jan 2011 at 17:25

Just wear a towel round your waist like every one else?

Sounds to me your uncomfortable with your own sexuality, and secretly want to 'do the windmill' in front of him.