Proposed ban on farting

I worked at a place once where two guys on a field crew used to have fart offs in a cabin in the middle of the desert. One of the other guys in the cabin raised an HR/HS&E risk report about the smell, citing vomiting over expensive technical equipment as the risk.

The remedial action was to ban the two colleagues from farting. Funniest thing I've seen at work on an official document.

Steps taken: Required involved colleagues to chose appropriate times and locations to pass wind.
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Teacher: OK class, today we are going to learn about the definition of the word Definitely. Can anyone give me an example?

Timmy: Grass is definitely green

Teacher: Not ture, when it dies it goes yellow then brown.

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Teeacher, No, it can't

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I'm from South Africa and we are not allowed to fart in that country so I think its a good idea to ban farting...note really :P I am from SA but it would be stupid to even try to enforce that law there really are some idiots in the world :S
 
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