Too often
Mum: "take those chocolates home"
me: "No I'll eat them, I'm on a diet"
Mum: "Go on, You leave them here, I'll eat them"
me: "Fine, I'll take them, but i'm not eating them, I'll take them into work tomorrow for the others"
Mum: "Good Idea"
I get home, I'm sat here on the computer, and just out of reach a box of chocolate
Chocolates: "eat meeeee, eat meeeeee, eat meeeeeeeeeee"