Housemates do the funniest things

The Running Man · 13 Feb 2011 at 10:03

So, went out for someones birthday last night, i went home at 1;30 after the usual kebab.

SOme mates stayed out and went to Rochdale for some later clubs.

Went downstairs this morning found my housemate totally zonkoed lying next to the radiator, bag on his feet to keep them warm. i wake him up microwaving my porridge, he says, looking at the cooker clock, 'oh no im late for work'. He starts work at 7am, and its not nearly 10am lol. i told him to phone that one in!

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he only had to make it up one set of stairs and he would literally be in his bedroom ahaha

Al Vallario · 13 Feb 2011 at 10:05

That's pretty ingenious really.

Van Hellseek · 13 Feb 2011 at 10:23

lol classy.

At least you did the right thing and took a picture of him and put it on the internet.

scorza · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:07

The plastic bag to keep his feet warm is a splendid idea - please find out if it worked or not

StoutMeister · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:08

Van Hellseek said:
At least you did the right thing and took a picture of him and put it on the internet.

Heh, heh, heh!

The Running Man · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:14

Yea he just sobered up, says he walked home from rochdale last night, but went to his mums old house where he used to live and was banging on the door (at probably 4-6am) until a woman came out and told him to ^&*% off because he doesnt live there any more ahaha!

Funny thing is he hasnt lived there for 5-10 years and has his own house now about 3 miles away

Nate75 · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:16

Van Hellseek said:
lol classy.

At least you did the right thing and took a picture of him and put it on the internet.

lol brilliant!

Cosimo · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:17

LOL He looks like he's drying out.

benjo · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:19

Worst thing my mate has done on a night out was get lost in Plymouth and he couldn't find his way back to my house.. So he got on a train at like 6am and went to Cardiff :/

Minxy · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:34

Hahaha excellent photo!

Greenlizard0 · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:46

Lying like that on the floor?

You missed a great chance to put a bit of yogurt into a condom and leave it next to his bottom.

Ahleckz · 13 Feb 2011 at 11:57

I have total sympathy with that man. I ended up walking around in one of the roughest areas of Glasgow at 4am last night without a clue how I got there. When I finally got home, I didn't make it past the bathroom floor. It was a cold morning.

bledd · 13 Feb 2011 at 12:14

I woke up this morning with my feet up my mates jumper to keep them warm.

He was still wearing the jumper though

OriginalJonty · 13 Feb 2011 at 12:15

One of my mates pulled a girl (right munter btw) so we left him to it and walked home with her. An hour later we get a phonecall while waiting for a taxi. Basically my mate had gone to this girl's house only to find out she had a boyfriend. He found this out when the guy opened the door and punched him in the face. We had to give my mate directions back to the taxi rank over the phone.

rG-tom · 13 Feb 2011 at 12:44

Where abouts are you from then? Your location doesn't help

I assume near rochdale but where

HAz · 13 Feb 2011 at 12:46

house mates can be lazy dirty filthy ****s too. but yours is funny

The Running Man · 13 Feb 2011 at 13:49

rG-tom said:
Where abouts are you from then? Your location doesn't help I assume near rochdale but where

Royston Vasey. Technically its actually a place called Royton, but its not dissimilar to Vasey:/

The Running Man · 13 Feb 2011 at 14:01

Yea it was funnier before i woke him up as he was laid out flat on his back like a vampire in a coffin waiting for the light to dissapear. but after about 5 seconds oh, 'rrgrgggrrr' he fell back asleep in the position above so i grabbed the pic at that point!

Previously, ive found keys, mobile, and kebab all over the kicthen floor and him on the couch but it must have been too late for the kebab + he walked it i think!

Oh and he lost his mobile phone haha!

rG-tom · 13 Feb 2011 at 14:05

Nickg said:
Royston Vasey. Technically its actually a place called Royton, but its not dissimilar to Vasey:/

I know royton

I live in bacup but have friends in milnrow/royton/shaw/littleborough and go out in rochdale/oldham

The Running Man · 13 Feb 2011 at 14:12

Ah yes, its a shambles isnt it? i mean when i was in school i used to hit up the old school venues like Nemesis and Xanado or whatever it was called...but town has gotten worse imo. That last event where the driver drove through rochdale towncentre on the cub in his motor and rammed the club just highliighted i think to other people just how many idiots really do live around here!

I used to live in shaw/milnrow in a house for a year or two that was great fun, 3 storey house with a games room, pool table and a linge big enough for 2 a side window to window football...ahh the good old days!