Eastleigh Southampton explosion

haha twitter is going mad

'people who made explosion are in fleming park golf course, helicopter circling above, police back!! exciting stuff! '
 
Yeah just read that :p How on earth would anyone know this lol. Meh off to bed now, hopefully more details tomorrow!
 
News just in: Eastleigh was destroyed by an invasion force from what appears to be Nazi's in spacecraft's which descended from the dark side of the moon, chavs are running amok with asbos glued on to their chests and chav mothers stealing all the gold jewellery for their kids, seagulls dive bombing pigeons and all the double decker buses have titled over.

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DragonWoLf said:
News just in: Eastleigh was destroyed by an invasion force from what appears to be Nazi's in spacecraft's which descended from the dark side of the moon, chavs are running amok with asbos glued on to their chests and chav mothers stealing all the gold jewellery for their kids, seagulls dive bombing pigeons and all the double decker buses have titled over.

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It's going to be a very long break. :p
 
DragonWoLf said:
News just in: Eastleigh was destroyed by an invasion force from what appears to be Nazi's in spacecraft's which descended from the dark side of the moon, chavs are running amok with asbos glued on to their chests and chav mothers stealing all the gold jewellery for their kids, seagulls dive bombing pigeons and all the double decker buses have titled over.

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Nazis in spaceships? Someones been watching the Iron Sky trailer :)
 
My entire FB was just "omg ****ing helicopters need to shut up so I can sleep".

Nobody knows for sure, some people have said its a gas explosion on chadwick road, some people are saying its something in the C.ford industrial estate so god knows.

I'll find out when my mate gets in as he works for the Echo and I'm sure they would know.
 
DragonWoLf said:
News just in: Eastleigh was destroyed by an invasion force from what appears to be Nazi's in spacecraft's which descended from the dark side of the moon, chavs are running amok with asbos glued on to their chests and chav mothers stealing all the gold jewellery for their kids, seagulls dive bombing pigeons and all the double decker buses have titled over.

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That's not news, that sounds like a normal day in Eastleigh. Except for the Pigeons, they are normally far more rowdy.
 
No doubt this "loud noise heard in Eastleigh" will be the main news on BBC South Today, followed by a report about a student sailing around the world on his gap year.
 
dailyecho said:
A MYSTERY blast has shaken Eastleigh.

Police helicopters and cars were called out after residents reported a series of explosions.

Despite an extensive search police were unable to find what had caused the loud bangs shortly after 11pm yesterday.

Officers believe the bang blast went off near Fleming Park and closed off Chadwick Road as part of the investigation - the scene of a pipe bomb explosion last year. Rumours on FaceBook range from a warehouse fire to a petrol drum being thrown on a bonfire but officers have found no evidence to support this.

The blast was heard from Boyatt Wood and Chandler’s Ford to North Baddesley and Valley Park.

Daily Echo eyewitness Matt Cole, 24, who lives in Hiltingbury, said: “I heard a noise like someone had loudly slammed the door but I looked outside and couldn’t see anything.

“Then I heard another. Some people I spoke to were really worried others went out in their cars to try and find out what had happened but nobody seems to know. There are lots of strange rumours flying about.”

It has been reported that someone may have been letting off flares or fireworks.

Chief Inspector Paul Bartolomeo said: “This was a particularly frightening experience for residents living within the central Eastleigh area and I would like to reassure them that we are doing all we can to find out what it was that caused such a loud explosion.

We would ask whoever is responsible or anyone who may have seen or heard exactly what it was that caused the explosion to contact us.”

Officers will be conducting day time searches today, Tuesday, February 15, and providing reassurance to residents, while also appealing for information.
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omg how random:

Daily Echo eyewitness Matt Cole, 24, who lives in Hiltingbury, said: “I heard a noise like someone had loudly slammed the door but I looked outside and couldn’t see anything.

“Then I heard another. Some people I spoke to were really worried others went out in their cars to try and find out what had happened but nobody seems to know. There are lots of strange rumours flying about.”
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^That's my best mate :D

He said he thought his housemate had slammed the door to the flat but he got up and looked and he was asleep.
 
The simplest and most likely explanation is that a wormhole to a parallel universe became unstable and winked out of existence, the resulting bang was reality reasserting itself, the secondary bang was the echo from the wormhole collapsing in the parallel world......
 
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