Whew! That was close...

Casdawer · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:08

Just got back to my work desk after what i can only describe as hell.

So, there i was just washing my hands after doing a number 2 when i looked back at the toilet only to see the water and my number 2 slowly creeping up towards to the top of the loo! :eek:

I stood there, frozen in fear - images where flashing through my head about what would happen if it started to spill over! Then suddenly, it stopped - about 1 cm from the top and it just stayed there... staring at me.

I grabbed the toilet brush and started to stab the toilet hoping to cause enough damage that it would retreat back to it's cave. Lucky enough for me, my toilet brush skills are 1337 so the toilet was no match for me.

I don't think i've ever been so scared in my life.

[TW]Sponge · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:11

You sir have just brightened up my day

apeZ · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:11

Please let this turn into a poo thread, some of the stories from last year were hilarious.

Theophany · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:12

Epic tale of bravery!

-BA- · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:13

Nothing worse than flooding bringing live cables to the surface.

[TW]Sponge · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:14

I pity the stool

twist3d0n3 · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:14

pics?

skippy2421 · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:14

Casdawer said:
Just got back to my work desk after what i can only describe as hell.

So, there i was just washing my hands after doing a number 2 when i looked back at the toilet only to see the water and my number 2 slowly creeping up towards to the top of the loo!

I stood there, frozen in fear - images where flashing through my head about what would happen if it started to spill over! Then suddenly, it stopped - about 1 cm from the top and it just stayed there... staring at me.

I grabbed the toilet brush and started to stab the toilet hoping to cause enough damage that it would retreat back to it's cave. Lucky enough for me, my toilet brush skills are 1337 so the toilet was no match for me.

I don't think i've ever been so scared in my life.

lol You sir deserve a medal for your bravery facing the poo monster like that.

yhack · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:15

That is indeed a crap situation to be in.

[TW]Sponge · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:16

yhack said:
That is indeed a crap situation to be in.

Wondered how long it would be

Mobius 1 · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:16

my workmate did that once, but there was no loo brush in the toilet, so he used the handle end of the mop that cleans the toilet. ergh.

Knubje · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:16

You lucky SOB, I would have seen it rising coming back at me and done a runner!

WingZero30 · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:16

I think I am going to be sick!! Whagaaaagagagag!!

Monkeymatt · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:17

I bet you were crapping yourself when you first saw it.

Cosimo · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:19

Your story made me flush.

doodah · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:19

Great thread. Happened to me at an 11 year old at Seaworld though I didn't notice until I was starting to walk out the toilet after washing my hands. My cubicle was next to the urinal so when it came over, the gentleman on the urinal next to the end cubicle got an overflowing unpleasant surprise.

Freefaller · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:21

What a **** thread.

Cosimo · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:29

You don’t know how lucky you are, that could have been a poonami.

Russinating · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:31

The basin is designed to have a slightly lower volume than the actual loo for obvious reasons

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You also seem like the kind of guy who doesn't check for skids? Shame on you.

adambro47 · 21 Feb 2011 at 13:34

LOL thread

made my day