Joke...........

Chuggerboom

Chuggerboom

Chuggerboom

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I heard some of my son's friends call my wife a MILF
I found out this means mothers I'd like to ****.

So when I heard my teenage daughter's friends say
your dad's FILF, I got a right stiffy.

Turns out they found my porn collection. :o
 
For some reason I can't decide whether I like this, and whether it deserves a
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Hmmmm....
 
That was terrible.

I will now rescue the thread with the following:



I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, "What's going on?"

My wife said, "Erm... We've been playing on the Wii Fit." She winked at my mate and said, "Dave did VERY well."

As I walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me a "********", but I had the last laugh. I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!
 
My girlfriend told me to call over to her house one day. When i arrived, I found her unbelievably sexy sister alone wearing just her underwear.

She whispered in my ear "I'm very horny, **** me now"

I turned around and walked out of the front door and towards my car.

I found my girlfriend standing there and she hugged me and said "You have won my trust"

MORAL:

Its always better to keep the condoms in the car and not in your pocket.
 
Paddy goes for a job interview at a chemical factory, the manager asks "Have you worked with chemicals before?"

"Yes!" Paddy replies

The manager asks "Can you tell me what nitrate is?"

Paddy replies "I'm hoping it's gonna be time and a half"
 
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