Irony

theNude · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:02

So, I was out last night with some work mates and my 'girlfriend' and it came to 2am and it was time to go home and as we were leaving a man bashed into me on purpose and tried to start some issues. I told him to jog on and then he tried to argue more to which i just ignored him and smiled back at him.

The 'girlfriend' got mad at me for apparently looking for a fight which bemused me and she called me all the names under the sun. I tried to talk to her and she punched me in the jaw!! it amused me as she was calling me aggressive!!

I feel a bit emasculated but I can see the funny side, plus it has helped me realise she is an awful person so I am now single!!

[FnG]magnolia · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:07

WHY WAS SHE NOT IN THE KITCHEN MAKING YOU A GODDAM BEEF SANDWICH? :mad:

Shicky · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:08

fantastic work magnolia

Brian8bit · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:12

Should have cracked her back to be honest.

J.T · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:12

[FnG]magnolia;18603440 said:
WHY WAS SHE NOT IN THE KITCHEN MAKING YOU A GODDAM BEEF SANDWICH?

5 stars, would read again!!!

Cosimo · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:13

[FnG]magnolia;18603440 said:
WHY WAS SHE NOT IN THE KITCHEN MAKING YOU A GODDAM BEEF SANDWICH?

She's not his wife.

semi-pro waster · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:16

theDude: I think your signature is a falsehood too, Chuck Norris wouldn't have even noticed being punched in the jaw. However that aside it doesn't sound like you should be too unhappy with the breakup.

Edrof · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:19

She sounds like a right bunny boiler!

Tom0 · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:34

theDude said:
I am now single!!

Good choice.

[FnG]magnolia · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:40

simulatorman said:
She's not his wife.

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OH COME ON!

[TW]Sponge · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:43

Is this a congratulations thread? If so.. congratulations mate, enjoy the good life

theNude · 5 Mar 2011 at 10:52

hahaha LOVE FRANKLIN!!!

RomanNose · 5 Mar 2011 at 11:03

apeZ · 5 Mar 2011 at 11:05

smooth.

[FnG]magnolia · 5 Mar 2011 at 11:08

This is you. This is how awesome you are. You are riding on TWO ******-******* tigers!

You have an EYE PATCH!

You have some weird MACE THING WITH RIBBONS ON IT!

Your tigers are ICE SKATING!

There is a DEATHHAWK FOLLOWING YOU!

You have a tiger face CODPIECE!

theDude - move on, it's all good

Theophany · 5 Mar 2011 at 11:10

Alcohol - making everyday situations bat**** mental since ancient times.

Cosimo · 5 Mar 2011 at 11:18

theDude said:
I am now single!!

Congratulations.

Ergates · 5 Mar 2011 at 12:09

You don't punch Chuck Norris in the jaw, Chuck Norris smashes your fist with his chin.

cm1179 · 5 Mar 2011 at 12:23

post pics of said gf!

britboy4321 · 5 Mar 2011 at 12:26

I went out with a girl once who stated I was 'boring' because I didn't fight enough (read any) other men!!!

When I was perfectly rational - she used to HATE it. When I had smashed a salad bowl off the wall and screamed like some possessed nutter at her, we ended up having super-horny sex.

Was very confusing. The worse I was the more she liked it.

So got all the dirty wrong sex I wanted out of the girl (you can never do that with any girl you respect), then dumped her.

Incidentally it wasn't an ironic mooment, it was a hippocritical moment. Just sayin'