Cologne - How Many squirts?

Theres nothing worse than seeing a nice girl, getting up the nerve to go say hi and then having to turn round and walk away before speaking because she's so overloaded with perfume you feel like throwing up.

Seriously, the intention should not be to make people retch when they get within 5 feet of you.

2 sprays is plenty.
 
Spray on the neck, bit on the wrist, bit down the pants (I like the tingle :o) and I have a glug out the bottle. I'm a real man.
 
Just 2.

My friends brother i have seen use well over 15 squirts on many occasions! As a result he has a crazy amount of empty aftershave bottles...
 
I've just found that replacing the words 'cologne' or 'perfume' in the OP with the word '****' makes it instantly 10x more amusing/immature :o
 
Depends on what I'm using.

Chanel Allure Blanche Edition gets at least 2.

Boss Orange would normally just get the 1.
 
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