Condoms are now security boxed

HAz said:
There was this guy in front of me at sainsburys once, he had a bottle of red wine, some flowers and a pack of jonnys, i loled to my self so hard.
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In a tesco metro in the city I saw a guy with a much less romantic night out in his basket, two packs of lard and two king size mars bars. ouch
 
Lots of good online places sell them at a fraction of the price, many many year ago I used to get them from Boots, something ridiculous like £18 for a box of 20 Durex. Last lot I bought online was something like £20 for 100! same thing, Durex, kite marked etc.
 
Why use condoms? Just pull out....unless you last 10 seconds. :D

Women should never use the pill. It's a dreadful thing which really messes up their body.
 
Would be ok if they hate a STFU button on them. They couldn't have picked a more patronising voice to do them either! Some are worse than others. I much prefer getting a person to do it. Plus, they are putting people out of a job!
 
To me, buying condoms says: Trying damn hardest to get laid with any old heifer - worried incase I catch the bad aids if and when it happens! :p

If you're in a relationship with a 'clean' girl, a medical contraceptive(jag, pill etc) will be enough.

So, it would embarrass me! Haven't had to displeasure of buying them in a long time.
 
Building Candy said:
Lots of good online places sell them at a fraction of the price, many many year ago I used to get them from Boots, something ridiculous like £18 for a box of 20 Durex. Last lot I bought online was something like £20 for 100! same thing, Durex, kite marked etc.
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This, stopped buying in a store long ago. Kinda moo point once you get married and have kids anyway

Plus you can find all sorts of other goodies on teh interwebs :D
 
dave1983 said:
So there i was in tesco, planning special operation to get condoms, scan them through the self service and get out of here, so i look around the health isle making sure no-one else was around to find that condoms are now boxed "security tagg" :eek:. Wat is tiss you don't see them security boxing tampons or towels, so that everyone know's that she's on her period, so why is it any different part from the fact i might be getting lucky. :D
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You're embarrassed about getting condoms? Grow up and man up. :)
 
eatcustard said:
When I used them years ago, I made sure everyone knew I was getting it. :)
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Word. Man up, OP.

If you're that much of a wet blanket, buy them online. I'm sure you can choose a supplier that will deliver in a plain bag, so that your postman won't be disgusted by your filthy antics.
 
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