Soldato
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Worst "my boyfriend has a huge dong" post ever.
Srsly, I've used them and had no issues
Not at all, he uses the pleasuremax, elite, tingle, they're all fine.
Condoms are now security boxed
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Not at all, he uses the pleasuremax, elite, tingle, they're all fine.
[TW]Fox;18782616 said:
When it comes to forgetting, a lot of people seem to think they are instantly going to get pregnant, which isn't true. A woman can miss up to two pills from their 3 week cycle and still be fine, they are also protected during their 7 days off for the period.
Personally I trust the pill more than condoms and if you are having sex with the same partner who you know is clean, I don't see an issue in not using them so long as there is some sort of biological contraception (Like shifty said).
See, it's not just me. Some durex condoms are too small, they are not standard sizes like they are suppose to be.
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Poor you
Ha, putting words in my mouth!
Genuinely loling. It's why you should only use them if you're like my quick friend, Rob, otherwise is makes sex really really boring.
http://www.freedoms-shop.nhs.uk/nhs-other
"Condom demonstrator" ... surely the correct name is simply "*****"?
I particularly love how they come in a variety of colours. Is this political correctness gone mad or a ****ing troll by the NHS?
I particularly love how they come in a variety of colours. Is this political correctness gone mad or a ****ing troll by the NHS?
Got to be trolling, the black and beige are the same size.
Lol. Not only that, but if you don't realise .. . SHE certainly does when her gob goes numb
.Lol. Not only that, but if you don't realise .. . SHE certainly does when her gob goes numb
Nah, if you're going that way you should wear the condom inside out so she goes numb straight away.
Unless you are with the last girl I was with, who was happy to keep going all night it seems
Dittoing this. Godamn they are awful. Why oh why I even have them... I don't know.
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[TW]Fox;18783178 said:
that wasn't the only part i was referring to
when he said "If you're in a relationship with a 'clean' girl, a medical contraceptive(jag, pill etc) will be enough."
he obviously has no idea how the jag/pill works and how it effects a woman's body.
to keep a long story short, it could potentially seriously mess up your chances of having kids altogether, plus the hormonal imbalance isn't healthy either, and can cause other serious side effects.
heres something i found online
But can’t it give you a lot of side effects when you start?
Yes. During the first few packs of the Pill, many women get minor, passing side-effects, such as:
headaches
nausea
breast tenderness
slight weight gain
slight ‘spotting’ of blood between the periods.
These side-effects usually go away after the first few packs. If they don’t, it’s very easy to get rid of them by simply switching to another brand.
What about serious side-effects?
There is no doubt at all that the Pill can occasionally cause serious problems like:
deep vein thrombosis (DVT) or clotting (this is now thought to be slightly more common in women who are taking Pills containing the progestogens desogestrel and gestodene)
heart attacks
strokes.
Fortunately, these events are rare, but ... they are much more likely to happen if you have certain ‘risk factors,’ which include:
being a smoker
having a family history of thrombosis or some similar illness (say, if your mother had a heart attack or a deep vein thrombosis at 40)
being severely overweight
being diabetic (though quite a few non-smoking diabetics do use the Pill, under careful supervision)
having high blood pressure
having a high cholesterol level (hypercholesterolaemia)
a past history of phlebitis (vein inflammation) or thrombophlebitis
being immobile for a while (especially when having a surgical operation).
There are other risk factors, for instance making a very long journey in a plane or a cramped car seat. Your doctor or family planning nurse can give you more details.
The risk is now known to be greater in the first year of taking the Pill. But it also increases a little as you get older.
none of these side effects happen with condoms, so "If you're in a relationship with a 'clean' girl" why would you want to risk all of the above?
Weight gain is very common on the pill so I'm guessing any effect will be higher than the condom splitting
Edit: I never managed to split one so dunno what people do to them