April falls goes wrong with wife..

Nitefly · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:38

You know, the whole jist of a decent joke / prank is that the other side will laugh with you afterwards...!

Evilsod said:
I still preferred the suggestion that you need an extremely long and serious build-up, only to tell her that you're pregnant

\o/

gropingmantis · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:40

Nitefly said:
You know, the whole jist of a decent joke / prank is that the other side will laugh with you afterwards...!

Not true a decent prank is one where you go on laughing at their expense for weeks afterwards.

nydryl · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:41

Very funny story but....April Falls?

Castiel · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:42

Nitefly said:
You know, the whole jist of a decent joke / prank is that the other side will laugh with you afterwards...!

Quite!

Some humour is just cruel.

antijoke · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:45

Classic!

Robbo · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:48

Castiel said:
Quite!

Some humour is just cruel.

Oh I agree it's quite heartless, it's down to the people involved I guess.

If I had any suspicion it would make her break down into tears I wouldn't do it! :eek:

That is assuming that this thread itself isn't another April fools joke from the OP...

Muzy · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:48

hehe, good idea

Castiel · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:51

Robboftw said:
That is assuming that this thread itself isn't another April fools joke from the OP...

Which I suspect it is.

OP married?........hmmmmmmm.

utajoker · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:52

lol, bet you feal a bit crap now.

april fail.

Castiel · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:55

If I were his wife, I'd bring back some random bloke for sex, and then when he catches her doing the deed on the kitchen table just say "April fools....."

Red and White · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:56

what the hell is april falls?

Dunks · 1 Apr 2011 at 09:58

Pestilence · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:00

April Falls?

Sounds like some pleasant small town in the American Midwest.

FNGsam · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:11

Sherbs said:
I text my other half saying "I had a one night stand with a friend and she has just rang me saying she is preggers.... Sorry.."

Got a reply back, "Trolling x"

Trained her well.

hahah awesome

eatcustard · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:21

Waits for the "Split up with wife thread"

RabbiJacob · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:29

eatcustard said:
Waits for the "Split up with wife thread"

This lol, I would have a black eye if I tried that joke on my wife

sbweightman · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:32

LOL - shame about the waste of a good coffee...

Doonhamer · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:32

I think the op should brace himself. One day, at some random point in the future this will come back and cause him grief!

eddyr · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:33

April Falls, so is that your mistresses' name?

jaybee · 1 Apr 2011 at 10:38

The last time I played a joke on my gf it also went wrong...

We had been watching this thing on TV (4 part ITV drama series about a haunted house where a little girl called Amy drowned - various flashbacks and creepy whispering of the words Amy etc). My lady gets quite scared at scarey stuff like that.
Anyway she went to the toilet half way through and when she came back into the room I hid behind the door and she must have thought I was downstairs. As she walked right by the door into the room I whispered "Aaaammyyyy" right into her ear shot. She jumped and put her hands up to her face and pushed me away making a horrible face like she'd just been stabbed. She could barely speak or catch her breath then put her head in her hands and cried for about 10 minutes. I initially LOL'd and then felt awful comforting her for the rest of the evening. The TV went off suffice to say!
Women.