BRITBOY'S RATHER BIZARRE PC GAME POETRY QUIZ.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that! Britboy's super PC computer games poem quiz thread thing.

The rules: Simples -- write the PC game answer to the previous written poem, and if you feel like it, write your own PC computer game poem quiz question kind of thing!! :)

Other people's answers may just act as spoilers .. so try to avoid them for maximum guessing fun!

Here's a few to kick us off. Anyone, any idea of which games I talk? Go on - write us a quiz poem PC game thingy back! They're easier to write then you'd think!

Britters.

(Each poem below refers to a different game)


1)

I am serious, but I am not
the aztec land, guns its got
Muscle bound, and not so gentle
Going to beat that bad guy, name of 'mental'!!

2)

Building structures, some with a spire
Not just a country, want an empire
Need to feed my army, don't want it getting thin
A 2d map and 3d battle, which I'm gonna win

3)

Last years races, last year's car
All the official tracks, gonna drive far
Loving the game, on the whole
can't say I always manage to get pole

4)

A Russian hell, nukes have landed here
And whats with the mutants, filling me with fear?
An air-powered arsenal, is that what I've found..
Better spend most me time, down the underground

5)

A big stomping thing, and a girl, somewhat shorter
Somping all around, my - what a load of water
1950s seems trendy, almost quite faddy ..
OMG it's coming at me .. that awful, big .....?

6)

1 rax, 2 rax, 3 rax, 4?
Kick in the rocks, blocking the back door?
bronze league? Silver? Gold? Platinum?
You'll lose about 50%, as a rule of thumb.
 
1. Serious Sam.
2. Empire: Total War.
3. F1 2010
4. Fallout/Fallout 2/Fallout 3
5. Bioshock.
6. Starcraft 2


Can't be bothered writing any at the moment... maybe later tonight. I'll just a spoiley-hole for now. :D
 
No more nazis now, rather a trip into hell,
find lots of keycards, maybe a shotty as well.
Down a corridor I suddenly giggle, he he he!
I've only gone and found the official BFG
 
^ Doom

Assault or support, it's not a race,
Blitz the opposition into space,
scantily clad ladies dance and fall
just get the bots to the moneyball
 
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Can anyone guess this one?

From the torture chamber I managed an escape,
With help from a friend who had unlocked my cage.
But after getting out, and past lots of devious traps,
My friend was recaptured, and turned into an insane asylum's lab rat :(
 
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Can anyone guess this one?

From the torture chamber I managed an escaped,
With help from a friend who had unlocked my cage.
But after getting out, and past lots of devious traps,
My friend was recaptured, and turned into an insane asylum's lab rat :(

Is it something to do with prince of persia?
 
Hmm even though 2 has the word Empire in it Rome jumped to my mind 1st.

1) Serious sam
2) Rome Total War
3) F1 2010
4) Metro 2033
5) Bioshock
6) SC2
 
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