You missed my hurdurf joke, and now I look like a homosex
I'd open the bedroom door and let the dog out
Thats not a very nice way to refer to your girlfriend
What would you do if you found a thief in your house?
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Thats not a very nice way to refer to your girlfriend
Thats not a very nice way to refer to your girlfriend
How dare you!!
That's how i refer to the wife
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I'd say i'm best friends with Chuck Norris.
I feel that would sort most situations out.
I feel that would sort most situations out.
If they were downstairs, I'd call the police from our bedroom, then step out of the bedroom and pull the panic button that is fitted to the alarm system. I imagine they'd scarper at this point, but on the off chance that they came upstairs and tried anything I'd defend myself as I felt necessary with anything that came to hand.
I wouldn't go downstairs to take anyone on. Why would I? I don't have a gun or even anything particularly heavy or sharp, and I'm not a fighter, so I'd be running the risk of being killed or seriously injured. I've no intention of looking for trouble I've got everything insured, so they can take what they like and I'll claim it on insurance.
If they came upstairs, then all bets would be off and I'd defend myself and my family as best as I was able with anything that came to hand.
I wouldn't go downstairs to take anyone on. Why would I? I don't have a gun or even anything particularly heavy or sharp, and I'm not a fighter, so I'd be running the risk of being killed or seriously injured. I've no intention of looking for trouble I've got everything insured, so they can take what they like and I'll claim it on insurance.
If they came upstairs, then all bets would be off and I'd defend myself and my family as best as I was able with anything that came to hand.
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Kick the living **** out the thief then say you say something glimmer and thought he had a knife and you feared for your (and your families) life.
Alternative story: You do see a glimmer and you get stabbed.
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This. It's glorious.
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I might make the theif a cup of tea and sit down and chat, telling him he can take what he wants. Would give him the number to my bank account and tell him to with draw all the money he wants.
Don't be facetious, it's unbecoming.
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Depends how many times you hit him. You couldn't claim you used "reasonable" force if he's got 2 broken kneecaps and the club is wrapped round his head like a child's party balloon.
all depends.
if the tealeave is upstairs and there is any chance of him going near the kids bedrooms then he dies painfully by whatever means i can. if their downstairs and i have time to get and move the kids then they can take whatever the hell they like, its insured after all
if the tealeave is upstairs and there is any chance of him going near the kids bedrooms then he dies painfully by whatever means i can. if their downstairs and i have time to get and move the kids then they can take whatever the hell they like, its insured after all
Is the right answer!
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