A pooched egg just blinded

He'sDeadJim! · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:06

~>Dg<~ · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:27

cluck off

gizmoy2k · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:28

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/may/15/kirk-broadfoot-egg-explosion-rangers

Hes probably being serious, this has happened in the past! eggstreme eh!

Walter Smith, the Rangers manager, today confirmed that Kirk Broadfoot suffered burns after an egg exploded in his face. The Scotland defender was inspecting two eggs he had just poached in his microwave when one of them blew up and squirted scalding hot water into his face.

nydryl · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:29

It's a right scramble for puns this morning. Still keep your sunny side up mate, I hear the chicks dig a one eyed man.

Cosimo · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:31

It's Friday pooch time.

Mat · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:34

King egg.

[TW]Sponge · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:41

Mat said:
King egg.

Russian Eggs :eek:

OP - just eggcept that you have eggsplosive eggs and go shell out on some new ones.

mrk · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:43

Lol, maybe your next joke will be batter

Cosimo · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:44

He'sDeadJim! said:
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It's dead Jim. :D

[TW]Sponge · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:45

Khaaan! said:
Lol, maybe your next joke will be batter

Pmsl, actual lol happened.

DJMK4 · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:48

How eggciting is this thread?

Totally eggxagirating if you ask me

I proper cracked up

Mat · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:50

Take a photo of said egg and stick in an albumen for prosperity

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:51

It's like an unreleased Cocteau Twins B-side

FNGsam · 15 Apr 2011 at 09:58

Wouldn't we all just feel like a rotten dozen if it turned out the OP seriously had gone blind and wasn't able to see all these eggcellent puns, we have hatched a few doozies here in this thread.

And with that I make me eggcit and fly the coop

fidget · 15 Apr 2011 at 10:08

Yes but we can't be a chicken and keep walking on eggshells. You have to crack the odd yolk on a friday - you really can't have un oeuf of them

The OP was probably eggagerating otherwise he would have scrambled an ambulance and with one eye, he may even have problems getting laid.

I'm egghausted now

CliffyBiro · 15 Apr 2011 at 10:15

lolEggface

The Dread Pirate · 15 Apr 2011 at 10:20

This is eggscruciating!

Noxia · 15 Apr 2011 at 10:20

Vash "Clingfilm" Stampede = No Blindness

http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/

Django x2 · 15 Apr 2011 at 11:39

Better make sure it was cooked properly. You don't want to vomlette everywhere later!