Neighbours cats are obsessed with our place

[Cosimo]

Your place is full of pussy and you’re complaining.



Ah not that kind of pussy.....

 

[He'sDeadJim!]

I could never whack a cat, the water method sounds best but you'll have to have good sleight of hand to douse it, hose pipe might be easier.

 

[cheets64]

Anti Freeze

 

[I_M_Weasel]

First offence - 10 minutes in Dryer
Second visit - 10 minutes microwave

If they come back after that they've earned the right to do so.





I would never really do this.

 

[arknor]

Hai guys,

Right, the neighbours cats seem to think its their god given right to waltz in and out of our place as they see fit

Now I don't mind cats, problem is they have been lucky that the 2 dogs have been out each time they've visited...its actually annoying, I want the patio doors open but the poxy things will run straight in

So, to stop the inevitability of coming home to find cat gibbage all over the walls what do ocuk suggest?

I think I read on here about something which costs £30 and emits an ultrasonic sound wave which the cats hate and make them stay away if thats right? if this is the case we'll fit one indoors and one in the garden.

Cheers all,
Jake

if you have a local zoo ask for some poo from a big cat, the little cats from nextdoor will realise its from a much bigger cat and will avoid your house in future (this really works google it)

tiger urine works aswell you can probably find a bottle online somewhere

 

[Stupot_]

 

[He'sDeadJim!]

tiger urine works aswell you can probably find a bottle online somewhere

They sell that at my local but call it Carling.

 

[Mr Jack]

Water pistol, or glass of water. Or chase them out clapping your hands as you go.

 

[Murray]

 

[RDM]

Do not put them in a wheelie bin, it causes adverse publicity...

 

[UncleRuckus]

Supersoakers, buckets of water or lion poo.

 

[vicisthebest]

if you have a local zoo ask for some poo from a big cat, the little cats from nextdoor will realise its from a much bigger cat and will avoid your house in future (this really works google it)

tiger urine works aswell you can probably find a bottle online somewhere

But would you want either of these things near your patio doors? Imagine the smell puts off humans as well as cats...

 

[LordSplodge]

I for one welcome our new feline overlords.

 

[dowie]

So, to stop the inevitability of coming home to find cat gibbage all over the walls what do ocuk suggest?

There was another thread on here a while back - apparently if you put out some antifreeze in a dish you'll soon resolve the cat problem.

 

[dowie]

On a more serious note - you can buy sprinklers with motion detectors - cat gets sprayed with water and it can also make a rather amusing youtube video.

 

[Phate]

On a more serious note - you can buy sprinklers with motion detectors - cat gets sprayed with water and it can also make a rather amusing youtube video.

This, is brilliant - I can just picture a slowly rotating turret, motion sensor picks up the feline intruder, spins round and boom headshots the kitteh!

 

[naefeart]

You could always urinate around the patio doors or secreet mustard around the perimeter.

I'm thinking of doing this - every time I open a window, I come back to next door's cat sitting on the landing. Last time he brought a friend.

 

[utajoker]

The trick with nuisance cats is to scare them whenever you see them, make a loud shocking noise and stamp your feet whevever they come near your house. Gradually they will stay away. Also throwing water on them once or twice will make them run a mile. Don't hurt the cats, but don't be afraid to be a little mean to them, otherwise cats really will take the ****.

this worked for my dad to keep them out the garden, just run out shouting and making lots of noise.

squirt them with water will make them run aswell.

they will learn to stay away.

 

[V4NT0M]

 

[Zid_]

Put them in the bin.

Make sure there are no cameras.