The forum is a boat and it's about to sink!

As Dons are safe I'd pick Gordy. He could sing to me and he's a big strong man in case the natives are revolting.
 
I'd bring marky. At least if it came to a me or him situation I'd know he'd be willing to sacrifice himself to the sharks to save me.
 
Kwerk.

Those who make it to the island should be tormented for an eternity by beelzebub and all his little minions for not trying to help the others.

Kwerk and his many GD questions are the closest possible thing :)
 
Nix said:
A bit of fun to brighten up your return to work after the bank holiday! :)

You've commandeered a small life-boat and there's a small desert island in the distance.

The dons have kicked out the young and weak to secure their place. Other members are diving into shark-infested waters. You're safe on the boat.

There's only one spot left, and being the closest to the mass of people, you're charged with picking someone. Who do you save and why?

Me? I'd probably save Nitefly as he seems to be a genuinely lucky and upbeat guy and isn't too argumentative. Being marooned on a desert island he's someone to keep morale up. What's more, I can amuse myself by collecting rocks and pretending I've found a new species of animal for him to catalog. If and when he makes a scientific breakthrough akin to that enjoyed by the Beagle, I'll steal it and take my rightful place in the history books.

P.S. You can tell when I've been up drinking coffee all night as I make daft threads like this! :D
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I think I would probably save Freefaller. We get on well, and between us could easily live off the land (sea), rig up accomodation, get things working and so on. We also owned hard in the teamwork round of a recent airsoft session so I know we would do ok under pressure.

Major flaw - he is not an attractive woman.

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Freefaller is a Don and safe already! Hmmmmmm. In that case I'd best save the Mrs :D
 
I'd grab the first dead body I see for extra food. Apparently we taste like chicken.

When the cannibals of New Guinea first tasted chicken they said

"Hmmm that tastes just like human"

"You say that about every meat you eat"
 
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