You seem to be tying yourself up in knots asking almost irrelevant questions in some places (with respect). I don't understand how you can profess your ignorance of various religious traditions, stress that you have no interest in learning more to correct this... and then spend all this time asking questions.
EDIT: Or is this more a case of 'It's all rubbish, even though I clearly don't know much about it. So I'll try to make religion look stupid by asking 'clever' questions even though it just stresses my ignorance of the topic'?
Because I like to learn from the present and not the past.