Car vandalised

ZG002 · 29 Apr 2011 at 19:30

They don't dick about do they?.......

Sorry to see that mate, I'd be wanting to pull someone's head off at the moment if I was you.

hohum · 29 Apr 2011 at 19:32

Pathetic scumbag antics, you have my sympathy. Recently had my own car bonnet wrecked too after somebody decided to use it as a trampoline - two large dents, cracked the paint so needs a full respray aswell, and I simply don't have the funds to put it right at the moment. Angers me immensely.

dirtydog · 29 Apr 2011 at 19:34

People who do that should be gassed TBH

Ben Cole · 29 Apr 2011 at 19:39

Clearly it was meant for your landlord. He's the biggest **** in Winchester...I'm going to tell him tomorrow morning at 7am.

(On a serious note, sorry to see that mate. Such a lovely car but it's had some troubles in its short life eh?)

Scuzi · 29 Apr 2011 at 19:40

dirtydog said:
People who do that should be gassed TBH

I'm guessing they were gassed since it most likely happened some time after midnight.

I'm trying to take the positives out of it. I can now say that I have an 18" dong.

Scuzi · 29 Apr 2011 at 19:41

Ben Cole said:
Clearly it was meant for your landlord. He's the biggest **** in Winchester...I'm going to tell him tomorrow morning at 7am.

Ben Cole said:
(On a serious note, sorry to see that mate. Such a lovely car but it's had some troubles in its short life eh?)

It sure has. It needs new hydraulic tappets now. Again.

dirtydog · 29 Apr 2011 at 19:42

I would go mental if that happened to me. I would tell you what to do with the people responsible but I don't want to break forum rules.

javv5 · 29 Apr 2011 at 19:58

DM said:
How is that in any way funny, come on im curious?

How is it funny? Possibly because the person that did it thinks the driver represents a phalis? My guess is that if he didn't resemble one then it would never have happened... but then again I don't know anyone here or follow threads closely to know a) what kind of ar it is or b) whether or not scuzi represents a phalis...

javv5 · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:00

dirtydog said:
I would go mental if that happened to me. I would tell you what to do with the people responsible but I don't want to break forum rules.

Knowing you, I imagine gassing would be one of the options...

DM · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:00

javv5 said:
How is it funny? Possibly because the person that did it thinks the driver represents a phalis? My guess is that if he didn't resemble one then it would never have happened... but then again I don't know anyone here or follow threads closely to know a) what kind of ar it is or b) whether or not scuzi represents a phalis...

Not sure i see that, i dont like the man but he dosent deserve that on his bonnet.

Maz · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:04

Bonnet with some blending into the top of the wings, hard to gauge from pics how deep it is. Assuming it's through the laquer?

mjt · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:09

Unlucky buddy

But on the plus side you get to get rid of all those stone chips

lordrobs · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:12

Some real scum about

Your not with one of the insurers that don't charge an excess for vandalism by any chance?

They probably read this http://cars.uk.msn.com/features/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=157125566 and started ticking them off one by one.

Scuzi · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:28

lordrobs said:
Some real scum about

Your not with one of the insurers that don't charge an excess for vandalism by any chance?

I'm with Admiral but I haven't even looked at the policy document or called them yet so I don't know. That would be a bonus! If it's less than £500 I'll probably just take the hit myself. IIRC my insurance excess is £350 so I'd lose that anyway and the associated increase in premium next year.

EdGey · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:34

What car is it?

Slogan · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:41

Not sure what's more depressing, the fact someone did that or that people who do it, seem to get away with it.

I have to say though, I did think it looked a bit more personal than a 'standard keying'.

mjt · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:41

EdGey said:
What car is it?

As mentioned previously in the thread, a Z4 Coupe.

Barks · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:48

Hopefully someone will key a penis into the love of their life's face too.

lordrobs · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:49

Slogan said:
I have to say though, I did think it looked a bit more personal than a 'standard keying'.

Nah, just immature tools IMHO.

Slogan · 29 Apr 2011 at 20:50

lordrobs said:
Nah, just immature tools IMHO.

Probably. Maybe just as personal as the car's badge.