Crap, just applied to be an escort

Hxc · 29 Apr 2011 at 23:30

dowie said:
True

google the following:

'starting part time job as male escort BBV4Life'

Please be aware that some of the posters on that forum (particularly that subsection) do lead rather degen lifestyles - still some of the threads are funny as... (though often rather NSFW)

Enjoying this ahaha.

MikeHunt79 · 29 Apr 2011 at 23:31

franco_22 said:
I might have to. Getting desperate, only got enough to cover 1 months rent!

Maybe I should message some members in trust. I'm sure there's plenty of desperados here

Desperate times call for desperate measures...

steve-h · 29 Apr 2011 at 23:53

Tonight... you sleep with the bishes.

HAz · 30 Apr 2011 at 00:42

I applied to be a male escort once, and got a phone call a few days later from one of the staff telling me she had a job for me and it was some stupid amount of pay, i think about £200 for the night! I got scared and never rang back lol

franco_22 · 30 Apr 2011 at 01:22

HAz said:
I applied to be a male escort once, and got a phone call a few days later from one of the staff telling me she had a job for me and it was some stupid amount of pay, i think about £200 for the night! I got scared and never rang back lol

£200.

Thanks, I'm taking notes. Should I ask for cash in advance? Don't wanna get ripped off, I already said I won't do Liverpool ******.

JimAroo · 30 Apr 2011 at 01:23

You have to take whatever job you can get in these hard times!

Gammawolf · 30 Apr 2011 at 02:58

Ahleckz · 30 Apr 2011 at 03:05

franco is the new hurfdurf? If you got ripped off, would you stand and bang?

SubScape · 30 Apr 2011 at 05:30

JimAroo said:
You have to take whatever job you can get in these hard times!

If he does take it they'll be plenty more hard times

franco_22 · 3 May 2011 at 12:15

OH SNAP,

They just called me, damn, bank holidays are over I guess...

So it was a private number and I pick up, and it was this sexy girl on the other end and I didn't really understand what she was talking about and then she's like, "you applied to be an escort"

and my jaw drops and I'm like, Oh shi.... Yeah, actually I thought it was just to help out in parties and stuff (played it cool).

and then she's like, Oh, that's okay. so, you don't want to become an escort anyway then?

I had to politely decline.

so embarrassing.

Morgoth · 3 May 2011 at 12:17

How disappointing.

ScarySquirrel · 3 May 2011 at 12:17

If you'd said yes she might have had to "test" you out! Opportunity missed!

Pate · 3 May 2011 at 12:19

what a crap end to the thread.

Pestilence · 3 May 2011 at 12:21

franco_22 said:
OH SNAP,

They just called me, damn, bank holidays are over I guess...

So it was a private number and I pick up, and it was this sexy girl on the other end and I didn't really understand what she was talking about and then she's like, "you applied to be an escort"

and my jaw drops and I'm like, Oh shi.... Yeah, actually I thought it was just to help out in parties and stuff (played it cool).

and then she's like, Oh, that's okay. so, you don't want to become an escort anyway then?

I had to politely decline.

so embarrassing.

Why not take the job? Honestly asking, here.

I mean, most of the time you're getting free meals, free nights out etc. but just having to put on an act and talk to some random woman (or dude) and play a part.

Others, you get mucho money for sexy time.

?

bloodiedathame · 3 May 2011 at 12:22

If you're single DO IT!

franco_22 · 3 May 2011 at 12:23

ScarySquirrel said:
If you'd said yes she might have had to "test" you out! Opportunity missed!

Damn, I feel like I let myself down now

Pate · 3 May 2011 at 12:24

y0, pm number.

DJ_Hughesy · 3 May 2011 at 12:26

i applied for something like this once... aparently according to the job center it isnt a propper job application! :O lmao

didnt even want it, was just to boost the number of jobs applied for in the past 2 weeks...

Tefal · 3 May 2011 at 12:26

Cat_In_Pyjamas said:
You're quite versed in the terminology, aren't you?

It does a man well to know these things.

So you don't get caught unawares by a bear :eek:

Dr Who · 3 May 2011 at 12:30

As an escort you get to go on lots of free evenings out (and get paid for it) and get to negotiate extra for "extras" you may wish to provide.

I'd have done it xD