Breaking news.

arknor · 5 May 2011 at 20:25

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

I found an alien, but when I approached it, his wife jumped at me with a knife so I shot her in the leg..........I meant he took his wife as a human shield so I had to kill him. according to an alien tradition, I had to beary him right away, by which I mean I dumped his ass right in to the sea. :lol:

I will not show any photos to u so to avoid a full fledged alien invasion. you will just have to belive me

Ricochet J · 5 May 2011 at 20:26

Mat · 5 May 2011 at 20:26

arknor · 5 May 2011 at 20:27

shh its better than the usual joke threads

Amnesia · 5 May 2011 at 20:27

phi1 · 5 May 2011 at 20:27

How much crack you been taking today?!

vanandjuanunited · 5 May 2011 at 20:28

This is a joke thread??

Gustov · 5 May 2011 at 20:28

I stopped reading at

I found an alien,

injustice · 5 May 2011 at 20:30

I get your point

Monkeynut · 5 May 2011 at 20:30

Bloody aliens, not only are they stealing our jobs and posting crap joke threads, they're breaking news!

bsoltan · 5 May 2011 at 20:32

Snore.

Dokinator · 5 May 2011 at 20:35

Cybermyk · 5 May 2011 at 20:36

More like Broken News

Jono8 · 5 May 2011 at 20:37

arknor said:
shh its better than the usual joke threads

.............um

stulid · 5 May 2011 at 20:38

Vonhelmet · 5 May 2011 at 20:38

How did you get to the alien compound? Have you invented FTL travel?

antijoke · 5 May 2011 at 20:40

arknor said:
according to an alien tradition, I had to beary him right away, by which I mean I dumped his ass right in to the sea. :lol:

You don't beary an alien.

:rolleyes:

ntg · 5 May 2011 at 20:40

spelling..seriously?

Draeger · 5 May 2011 at 20:41

What sort of bear was it?. Fosters, Heineken?. Polar, Grizzly?.

Oh wait, no - It'll have been Wife Beater, eh?.

Jono8 · 5 May 2011 at 20:42

Are you trying to infer that Muslims are aliens?