Werido ringing me...
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The weirdos are usually the best ones in the sack.
He's already had one dwon the phone.
He might as well go the whole way and offer the real thing.
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Posted before by me, but it will still work
Apart from point one.
I personally never pick up unknown numbers. Never speak to them and they always get bored eventually.
And +1 to the practical joke theory.
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Do this OP.
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Nex time, just ask her to keep talking while you "have a ham shank", and make grunting noises saying "ooh yeah, just like that" etc. When you've "finished", just abruptly hang up.
The Mrs. and I had something similar to this for a little while. Some random girl kept calling our house phone at about 00:30 random nights. When you answered it, she just kept crying down the phone repeating "Hello?... *sniff*, *sob*, Hello??"
Went on for a couple of weeks then just stopped. Mighty confusing.
The Mrs. and I had something similar to this for a little while. Some random girl kept calling our house phone at about 00:30 random nights. When you answered it, she just kept crying down the phone repeating "Hello?... *sniff*, *sob*, Hello??"
Went on for a couple of weeks then just stopped. Mighty confusing.
I'm sorry, I don't quite know how to say this... But you are going to die. They have you now... Run while you can.
The only way to stop this is to sacrifice a duck to the gods of OcUK!
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Ask for a picture first. She may be hot then you can smash her pasty so much.
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Sales calls, number withheld, people that dont speak rightaway,
Phone gets put on loudspeaker and placed near the nearest item making any kind of sound, then leave them to talk to themselves,
Always worked for me, caller soon gets bored and rings off never to return,
The silent/abusive/plain odd callers just want attention and when there is none they cant stand the silence, kind of like a troll, if not fed will go some place else.
Phone gets put on loudspeaker and placed near the nearest item making any kind of sound, then leave them to talk to themselves,
Always worked for me, caller soon gets bored and rings off never to return,
The silent/abusive/plain odd callers just want attention and when there is none they cant stand the silence, kind of like a troll, if not fed will go some place else.