If you don't have an iPhone...

G-MAN2004 · 8 May 2011 at 17:19

...Well, you don't have an iPhone.

anotherfantasticadvertfromapple/10*

*sarcasm

Edrof · 8 May 2011 at 17:19

I don't have an iPhone. Does that make me a social pariah?

Craig1981 · 8 May 2011 at 17:20

Lucky I do have an iphone then.

Dolph · 8 May 2011 at 17:20

I don't have an iPhone, I can read terms and conditions...

Amnesia · 8 May 2011 at 17:20

better go get myself an iphone then

brb

Andr3w · 8 May 2011 at 17:20

I has iPhone

Vita · 8 May 2011 at 17:21

I have an iPhone. I want the new white iPhone.

Craig1981 · 8 May 2011 at 17:21

Forde said:
I don't have an iPhone. Does that make me a social pariah?

Yes. I hate you and everything you stand for. *

* Untrue.

Noxia · 8 May 2011 at 17:21

The white one ain't all that.

J-FRO · 8 May 2011 at 17:22

Forde said:
I don't have an iPhone. Does that make me a social pariah?

fo' sho

SAM81 · 8 May 2011 at 17:22

How do you know if someone has an iPhone?

They tell you

Van Hellseek · 8 May 2011 at 17:23

I have a £9 Nokia.

Win.

fiveub · 8 May 2011 at 17:23

I guess the iPhone 5 is nearly out now then.

Craig1981 · 8 May 2011 at 17:23

simoran1 said:
How do you know if someone has an iPhone?

You get burned by the waves of smug radiating from their body.

RomanNose · 8 May 2011 at 17:24

Stupid droid fans, why do you have to be so unorthodox and not follow his jobness?*
*untrue

Noxia · 8 May 2011 at 17:25

Craig1981 said:
You get burned by the waves of smug radiating from their body.

I find the waves of jealousy or misguided hatred towards a company are a good way of finding those who don't have one! Win win.

contracteur · 8 May 2011 at 17:26

Great thread.

-- posted from my iPhone.

Danfoss2011 · 8 May 2011 at 17:27

I did but seeing how Apple broke the law and then got ratted out for it and they then lied about it and oh all of a sudden change there softwear to stop doing something they said it wasn't i don;t have an iPhone

Well im not an apple customer

Nokia 6230 from 2001 ***

mrk · 8 May 2011 at 17:29

Noxia said:
I find the waves of jealousy or misguided hatred towards a company are a good way of finding those who don't have one! Win win.

Oh?

My Galaxy S II says otherwise
!

G-MAN2004 · 8 May 2011 at 17:29

Just for the record, I do own an iPhone so I'm not just being a typical anti-Apple cool guy. Their adverts are just awful though.

brb throwing iPhone at TV when iPhone advert is on