Oh noes, its Friday The 13th.

Robert1986 · 13 May 2011 at 06:04

Friday the 13th occurs when the thirteenth day of a month falls on a Friday, which superstition holds to be a day of bad luck.

Those who know about these things, inform us that Adam and Eve were expelled from the Garden of Eden on a Friday, Noah's flood started on a Friday, and Christ was crucified on a Friday. Christians also noted that twelve witches plus one devil are present at Satanic ceremonies so Friday and 13 make a deadly combination.

You're probably gonna die today. Best to just stay home.

'Wes · 13 May 2011 at 06:06

I'm coming to get you OP.

[TW]Sponge · 13 May 2011 at 06:27

OMG wow do you know what this means?!? :rolleyes:

Tefal · 13 May 2011 at 06:29

sponge999 said:
OMG wow do you know what this means?!?

Spider rape?

Castiel · 13 May 2011 at 06:37

Unless you are a pagan then it is lucky.

Vonhelmet · 13 May 2011 at 07:29

Big who cares.

RomanNose · 13 May 2011 at 07:33

I guess it's true, woke up with ulcers on my tongue, you can't explain that.

breadturbo · 13 May 2011 at 07:35

RomanNose · 13 May 2011 at 07:36

Also this happened, you can't explain it.

breadturbo · 13 May 2011 at 07:38

you know the toehr day i put a bowl of oxtail soup in the microdoober, opened the door not 3mintues later and it was all over the interior????!?!

still no idea how it happened.

Shayper · 13 May 2011 at 08:17

Mmm... Today sounds like it may be interesting

Oh and:
"Friday the 13th occurs when the thirteenth day of a month falls on a Friday"

The person who wrote that gets one clap. One very slow sarcastic clap. Then the world's smallest medal with "Captain Obvious" written on it. I mean, come on....

Cosimo · 13 May 2011 at 08:29

vonhelmet said:
Big who cares.

.... and don't forget that there are bonus points for walking under ladders today.

Metalface Mark · 13 May 2011 at 08:31

My birthday was on Friday the 13th last year, it was only the best tootin birthday ever!

PhillyDee · 13 May 2011 at 08:57

vonhelmet said:
Big who cares.

antijoke · 13 May 2011 at 08:59

My sons birthday today, 6 years old.

Was actually born on Friday 13th too.

Marky · 13 May 2011 at 09:00

vonhelmet said:
Big who cares.

This.

Ginger-Menace · 13 May 2011 at 09:01

im already at work, does this mean im screwed?

Felix Da Housecat · 13 May 2011 at 09:02

Friday the 13th occurs when the thirteenth day of a month falls on a Friday

No ****

Bumhug · 13 May 2011 at 09:05

I once started going out with a girl on a Friday 13th, the relationship lasted exactly 8 months and we spilt up on Friday 13th. So for me Friday 13th has been both unlucky and lucky (yes it that order)

steve-h · 13 May 2011 at 09:06

I'm up way too early. It's the work of daemons I tell you.