Poll: Just seen a fight.....

[antijoke]

.......There’s been a big bust up in the biscuit tin. A bandit called rocky, who was cracker’s, hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue riband, kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi.

The police say rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from Maryland, hobnobbing with a ginger nut. Unfortunately they don’t have a crumb of evidence. So the Jamie dodger got away……

 

[Danm54]

***insert tumbleweed***

 

[Garonazz]

Door is on the left.

Here's your coat.

 

[998cc]

i like turtles

 

[BringTheRain]

 

[peterattheboro]

I've seen people banned for less.

 

[mrk]

Door is on the left.

Here's your coat.

Dude that's NOT a coat!

 

[Reaper 392]

***insert tumbleweed***

 

[Danm54]

Ooo, quick, edit the OP so no one else can see the fail!!

edit, ^^^Cheers^^^

 

[hux]

It's a queen bee.

Dud that's NOT a coat!

.......There’s been a big bust up in the biscuit tin. A bandit called rocky, who was cracker’s, hit a penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue riband, kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi.

The police say rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from Maryland, hobnobbing with a ginger nut. Unfortunately they don’t have a crumb of evidence. So the Jamie dodger got away……

 

[BringTheRain]

Lets really kill the thread now

"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job" said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied."Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.



"My point exactly."

 

[Garonazz]

It's actually a queen wasp IN a coat, don't question me, my uncle works in the 'Hive Leather wear'

 

[Brookert]

I must admit I was disappointed at first, but chuckled. Nothing more, nothing less

 

[Danm54]

Lets really kill the thread now

"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job" said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo" I replied."Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one" she said.



"My point exactly."

Better than the OP, got a mild chuckle from me even though its predictable....

 

[Von Smallhausen]

He's gone folks.

OcUK kangaroo court is adjourned.

 

[Garonazz]

 

[hux]

I love ocuk at times

 

[BringTheRain]

It's actually a queen wasp IN a coat, don't question me, my uncle works in the 'Hive Leather wear'

LOL

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Poll added folks.

Vote now.

Zanu PF electoral rules may apply.

 

[BringTheRain]

BET OP's finger is aching now