I once watched a young reveller of Plymouth sprint across North Hill (From Cuba towards the SU for those that interested) which is a very busy road of a Friday evening.
This inebriated, yet suprisingly swift individual was putting on his best blinkered Linford impression only to just miss the car coming downhill by a gnat's whisker - the audibly cringeworthy "OOoooooOOoohhhhssSSS!" of those watching were soon silenced as he proceeded to roll over the bonnet of a vehicle travelling up the hill
Fortunately he was in talks with whiskey that evening as it made him supple and rubbery enough to walk away with seemingly no damage!
This inebriated, yet suprisingly swift individual was putting on his best blinkered Linford impression only to just miss the car coming downhill by a gnat's whisker - the audibly cringeworthy "OOoooooOOoohhhhssSSS!" of those watching were soon silenced as he proceeded to roll over the bonnet of a vehicle travelling up the hill

Fortunately he was in talks with whiskey that evening as it made him supple and rubbery enough to walk away with seemingly no damage!



