Ways to please a woman...

=XDC=FluphyBunny · 14 May 2011 at 16:13

lol by the 5th 'date' my gf moved in (other things going on which pushed things somewhat) - 3 yrs later still going

Scania · 14 May 2011 at 16:14

Give her a good slaying with the Pork sword.

vicisthebest · 14 May 2011 at 16:17

stuartw_b said:
lol by the 5th 'date' my gf moved in (other things going on which pushed things somewhat) - 3 yrs later still going

Wow and I thought we were fast moving in together after 9 months (though had spent every night together for 3 months before that)!

franco_22 · 14 May 2011 at 16:55

You know this thread is really stupid. No wonder this is a computer forum. 90% of the suggestions here are so boring and bad =\

SubFocus · 14 May 2011 at 17:05

.Lethal said:
Load up World of Warcraft and show her your insane DPS

Has to be this.

IceBus · 14 May 2011 at 17:19

Cook for her.

Woo82 · 14 May 2011 at 18:04

If you have to ask on a computer forum i think your going to struggle to be honest.

Take her to a bar where its relaxed and you can have a giggle or slip something in her drink

OriginalJonty · 14 May 2011 at 18:08

That's easy. You just have to find the cli...

*bundled into a van before secret is revealed.*

DM · 14 May 2011 at 18:12

R420LA6X2/4MNA said:
Give her a good slaying with the Pork sword.

Or the beef bayonet!

If you find things not going your way theres always rohypnol

MrMoonX · 14 May 2011 at 18:52

circular breathing !

Brian8bit · 14 May 2011 at 18:56

Woo82 said:
slip something in her drink

Like the tears after many good years when she takes the kids and the dog and the house and leaves you eating beans on a stool in a dingy kitchen in a flat above a butchers shop where the flies from downstairs wind their way up the cold and thread bare stairway to hum their monotonous melancholy as they bounce off the light ever hopeful of reaching some point of blissful happiness only to burst into flame and tumble crisp onto the floor and disintegrate to ashes which reminds you, you need to pick up a hoover.

DM · 14 May 2011 at 19:05

Brian8bit said:
Like the tears after many good years when she takes the kids and the dog and the house and leaves you eating beans on a stool in a dingy kitchen in a flat above a butchers shop where the flies from downstairs wind their way up the cold and thread bare stairway to hum their monotonous melancholy as they bounce off the light ever hopeful of reaching some point of blissful happiness only to burst into flame and tumble crisp onto the floor and disintegrate to ashes which reminds you, you need to pick up a hoover.

ever the optimist

IceBus · 14 May 2011 at 20:56

Brian8bit said:
Like the tears after many good years when she takes the kids and the dog and the house and leaves you eating beans on a stool in a dingy kitchen in a flat above a butchers shop where the flies from downstairs wind their way up the cold and thread bare stairway to hum their monotonous melancholy as they bounce off the light ever hopeful of reaching some point of blissful happiness only to burst into flame and tumble crisp onto the floor and disintegrate to ashes which reminds you, you need to pick up a hoover.

The only way this could be better is if it was your first post to the forums.

BringTheRain · 5 Jun 2011 at 10:46

What happened then?

EDIT

Following on from this thread it didn't go to well

Irish_Tom · 5 Jun 2011 at 11:27

BringTheRain said:
What happened then?

EDIT

Following on from this thread it didn't go to well

I think you might be right. Talking threads?

LordSplodge · 5 Jun 2011 at 11:33

OriginalJonty said:
That's easy. You just have to find the cli...

*bundled into a van before secret is revealed.*

Doesn't exist. It is an invention of the Feminists to try and keep the male of the species downtrodden by our new female overlords.

BringTheRain · 5 Jun 2011 at 11:38

Panzerbjorn said:
I think you might be right. Talking threads?

Was searching for a cinema thread. Then read this one, posted. Back into GD and they where next to each other LOL. Oh dear oh dear lol

fleming222 · 5 Jun 2011 at 11:40

mrk1@1 said:
Yer talk to her about her...job done.

Also, get a pic on your phone, if by the remote off chance you hit it off remembering what she wore on your first date will score brownie points forever more.

Never have truer words been spoken.

konicky · 5 Jun 2011 at 11:45

G|mp said:
I've only found one Woman worthy enough to see my wang and my trainers and that's only because she lives with me :/

Tombo said:
lucky lady

His mum?!

m@rty · 5 Jun 2011 at 11:48

mrk1@1 said:
Yer talk to her about her...job done.

Also, get a pic on your phone, if by the remote off chance you hit it off remembering what she wore on your first date will score brownie points forever more.

And we all know that brownie points can later be redeemed for sexy time points!