Banger racing

DM · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:15

Me and Will Gill are on monday are going to decide the better man by way of banger racing.

The venue my bottom field.

The cars a Lexus LS400 and a BMW 320 E36.

To handicap the Lexus weight advantage a piece of wood will be duck taped under the accelerator pedal to allow only 1/3 power.

We will both have consumed enough Scotch to numb the pain from the damage, we will of course take pictures of the carnage

Will Gill · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:18

i request permission to remove any airbags prior to this jousting session

Schizo · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:19

sounds a blast,how about some video footage as well mark ?

your bottom fiel ?....how bloody big is your property !

Schizo · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:19

and also some pictures of the cars....before and after

baldzone · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:22

Sounds like fun!

Look forward to pictures and videos of the carnage!

TheDean · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:23

Hah, brilliant. Photos!

DM · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:23

Your gonna need an airbag when i finnished with you boy dont think this is my first banger race

Felix Da Housecat · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:24

Oh yes, maybe a OCUK banger racing day too if this gets a good following?

Will Gill · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:25

DM said:
Your gonna need an airbag when i finnished with you boy dont think this is my first banger race

to be quite honest I'm already bricking it, can we have an ambulance on standby?

DM · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:26

Will Gill said:
to be quite honest I'm already bricking it, can we have an ambulance on standby?

NO we got the house to ourself, 2 men in, 1 man out

You best pray for good weather cos i got my secret mud technique you see

DM · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:29

There is an alternative we have a shoot out situation where we reverse into each other till one cant carry on, but thats not nearly as much fun

Will Gill · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:29

DM said:
NO we got the house to ourself, 2 men in, 1 man out

You best pray for good weather cos i got my secret mud technique you see

hmm this sounds rather competitive, you sold it to me as a bit of fun, not survival of the fittest :eek:

can I bring my combine harvester instead?

DM · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:31

Will Gill said:
hmm this sounds rather competitive, you sold it to me as a bit of fun, not survival of the fittest

can I bring my combine harvester instead?

Yea i forgot to mention iv done this before, anyway man up everyone knows now i hope your not going to welsh on the agreement

Anyway you might win the toss and get the Lexus!

baldzone · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:34

Out of interest, are the cars going to be stripped or have a cage put in? Or is it a case of just off the road?

Will Gill · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:35

fear not I'm not going back on my word (although I still haven't had my work approve my time off!)

although I have visions of a real life episode of casualty unfolding before my eyes!

DM · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:37

baldzone said:
Out of interest, are the cars going to be stripped or have a cage put in? Or is it a case of just off the road?

None of that rubbish, it a crash helmet each for me and the Will and he who dares wins.

He can smash the glass out if he wants, me i like it in makes it more exciting

GJUK · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:38

now this sounds like fun....can I come?...lol

Have you fun you 2.. ;-)

Will be nice sort of 'knowing' you ;-)

baldzone · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:39

Excellent!

Might be worth moving those radiators though. Could be game over quite quickly after a minor knock at the front end!

Will Gill · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:40

can you all stop encouraging him

Felix Da Housecat · 9 Jun 2011 at 16:41

So who's going to take who from behind first?