Boring housemate: Old before his time

DJMK4 · 14 Jun 2011 at 17:08

J-FRO said:
Nobody in their right mind would want to hear their sister going at it with their mate.

I done it

I always used to stay over her house when we were together, and my mate was in the next room

It was a 4 year relationship though, and he knew I respected her. Takes a lot of trust. And maybe some ear defenders

ZXSpectrum · 14 Jun 2011 at 17:16

Tell him if he is working at the weekend and does not want to be disturbed he should use earplugs and close his bedroom door.. If he doesnt like it then tough.

ci_newman · 14 Jun 2011 at 17:19

joxang said:
I'd honestly get him to see a doctor.

This to be honest. If your friend doesn't have a history of being stroppy / argumentative then there is a very real chance that he is medically depressed (not just in a foul mood).

Borrish · 14 Jun 2011 at 17:25

1LANCS said:
You sound like an immature halfwit, you are his so called best mate but you are just willing to 'dump' him because he doesnt want to go out drinking. I think its you that needs an attitude check not him. Theres more to life than ******* your money up the wall.

Either you did read the OP properly or you're purposefully choosing to single out a small part for the sole purpose of being able to get on your high horse about something.

4T5 · 14 Jun 2011 at 17:28

Wait till he is asleep then have noisy sex with his Sister, Hopefully he will get the hump & move out the Slob.

pingwing · 14 Jun 2011 at 17:32

Burn the house down

4T5 · 14 Jun 2011 at 17:33

Kill him in his sleep.

Davepen · 14 Jun 2011 at 17:58

I love GD

Davepen · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:00

1LANCS said:
You sound like an immature halfwit, you are his so called best mate but you are just willing to 'dump' him because he doesnt want to go out drinking. I think its you that needs an attitude check not him. Theres more to life than ******* your money up the wall.

lol really?!

No one said I was "dumping" him, I'm concerned about both him and my enjoyment of living!

A person can be the best friend in the world, does'nt automatically make them a brilliant person to live with.

j_walsh · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:10

2 girls and you didnt take them back? wow you must be a good friend! or a bandit

arknor · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:11

tell him hes not your dad and hes not the only person paying rent.

ALSO KNOWN AS "MAN UP"

Dave85 · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:12

Move out if you dont like what sound like general rules I would want in a flat mate. Want to go waste your liver and money on you go, Just dont expect to come back with 2 drunken mates at 1 or 2am in the morning and muck about keeping me awake.

Want to bring a bird back fair enough once or twice at the weekend on you go but again dont be waking me up at 2am with your druken loud banging

Were not all drunken bums perhaps he really does just enjoy his sleep and downtime at the weekend seeing as well he constantly works

Sonea Fifer · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:20

eatcustard said:
move out

Pretty much sums it up really - or try your luck with his sister, then when you get lucky and he does wake up he's really got something to go ballistic about

Morgoth · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:34

Get him a hooker.

Valentino · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:44

Kill his cat, then he will be able to shut his door.

Posty · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:45

he needs to get ear plugs, i work friday nights while at uni and housemates always up late but ear plugs mean i can sleep easy

4T5 · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:45

Eat him.

Bunka · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:48

Try it on with him.

Saundie · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:50

Brutally assault his housemate/best mate; it'll scare him into action.

98p · 14 Jun 2011 at 18:50

DAvE18 said:
Were not all drunken bums perhaps he really does just enjoy his sleep and downtime at the weekend seeing as well he constantly works

The OP works during the week the housemate works every other weekend...