The first picture looks like the Altmer from Morrowind, that or jaundice from liver failure.
You can get a dog for free. Considering that, why would anyone want either of those two?
Especially considering std risk.
This thread is full of crap. At least 75% of men over 15 would do both of them sober given half a chance. For me I'd gladly do the 2nd one - nice eyes etc. 1st one would be a one night thing only - she looks a bit chavvy but still nowhere near my lower threshold.
You can get a dog for free. Considering that, why would anyone want either of those two?

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