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Painful to watch. I need the co-ordinates to the Geordie Shore house, and one of these bad boys....
Geordie Shore - Its own thread.
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Isn't one of them from Sunderland? I know one is from Durham and another from Middlesbrough? Are the rest even 'actual' Geordies?
they certainly dont represent actual geordies.... they are blatantly saying/doing stuff what the producers think will get the ratings
most of them are right ***** aswell especially the girls WTF?!?!?! why didnt they get some proper stunners or couldnt they convince anyone super attractive to descend so low for a bit of fame..
aparently one of the girls was acting like she owns the town aswell? i heard my stepson talking to his mum about how he doesnt know who she is and neither do any of my stepsons friends..
he works in a nightclub and all of his friends work in nightclubs or are strippers and he said non of them has ever saw her before either..
he does however know one of the lads i think its james the rest of them probably never even went on a nightout in newcastle until geordie shore started
(the lad he knows is a really nice guy aparently, even if the show portrays him as not but i dont watch it so wouldnt know)Having watched this yesterday i have a question....
Is it following a script or not?
the only reason i ask is because pretty much exactly the same things happened in Jersey Shore when that was on, a few examples would be...
1)A chap gets into a fight because someone not associated with the geordie shore group makes an obscene gesture at them
2) One of the groups parents turn up unexpectedly with a load of food and the group are all hungover etc etc
3) The male members of the house arrange for some skanks to come round, a couple of them get their leg over however the unsuccessful ones go and see the girls of the house and try to get back in their good books.
4) On the first night there are shennanigans in the hot tub that almost mirror those of Jersey shore.
5) One of the girls is in a "relationship" prior to going into the house, however on the first night she gets mortalled and kops off with some fella, the next day she rings her boyfriend up and tells him!
All the lasses look like dirty crack whore skanks, all the fellas look like they have taken too many steroids and spent unhealthy amounts of time on the sunbeds....have these people not heard of skin cancer?
Is it following a script or not?
the only reason i ask is because pretty much exactly the same things happened in Jersey Shore when that was on, a few examples would be...
1)A chap gets into a fight because someone not associated with the geordie shore group makes an obscene gesture at them
2) One of the groups parents turn up unexpectedly with a load of food and the group are all hungover etc etc
3) The male members of the house arrange for some skanks to come round, a couple of them get their leg over however the unsuccessful ones go and see the girls of the house and try to get back in their good books.
4) On the first night there are shennanigans in the hot tub that almost mirror those of Jersey shore.
5) One of the girls is in a "relationship" prior to going into the house, however on the first night she gets mortalled and kops off with some fella, the next day she rings her boyfriend up and tells him!
All the lasses look like dirty crack whore skanks, all the fellas look like they have taken too many steroids and spent unhealthy amounts of time on the sunbeds....have these people not heard of skin cancer?
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Im sure its the same all over the country!!! Pumped up fellas thinking there the mutts nutts and totally average lasses thinking there the next supermodel. It makes me laugh so hard watching it. The lass from the boro has gone now, well in fact she is from Thornaby just outside of Stockton and she is a hated figure right now apparanlt because of the show, my heart bleeds!! haha
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program needs more women and more juggs.
Yeah what I found most damning was in one of her 'diaries' she was saying "why out of all the people is it me that people are talking about behind my back?!?" - basically you can tell she's probably used to being in the cool gang, happy to bitch about other people but now the shoe is on the other foot she isn't just upset, she actually considers it an affront that she isn't the most popular person in the house.
I really don't understand most of whats being said in that program. Examples being
"gonnae get some scran" and "getting my tash on" :S
Theres numerous other words and phrases they come out with but I have no idea what they mean....
Also whats with that Jay guys daft body movements when hes talking about pretty much anything. Its like hes trying to be a hard man in a rap video when hes trying to explain something to one of the tarts!
"gonnae get some scran" and "getting my tash on" :S
Theres numerous other words and phrases they come out with but I have no idea what they mean....
Also whats with that Jay guys daft body movements when hes talking about pretty much anything. Its like hes trying to be a hard man in a rap video when hes trying to explain something to one of the tarts!
"Gonna get some scran" means there going to get food/something to eat. Quite a few people actually use that, well my age and where I go out anyways. Other generations might disagree.
"Getting my tash on" I have never heard of in my life. No idea what it means and dont really care to be honest.
They go to magaluf tomorrow and my friends a stewerdess and they are on her flight. Shes not looking forward to it. Pleased they come back the day before I go
sheer embarrassment to actual people who live up here
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There's a girl at work who's from Newcastle, so I'll ask her what exactly 'getting your tash on' is for you....
if your getting a tash "moustache?" on your probably dating a woman whos very hairy down below
anyway they are all a bunch of ***** and dont represent how people really are so whats the point it might aswell be some crap sketch show thats not funny
jay will probably end up getting his arse kicked by someone who is actually hard, aparently he visits some stripper whos got a flat not far from where i live in a rough part of newcastle, its only as matter of time until he gets his head kicked in if he keeps visiting the west end
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